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Just Add Water, Money Back Guarantee and Optical Delusion [Dramatized Adaptation]
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- Narrated by: full cast, Scott McCormick, Scott Graham, Amanda Forstrom, Matthew Keenan, Paul Reisman, Chris Stinson, Dylan Lynch, KenYatta Rogers, Harley Gordon, Marni Penning, Terence Aselford
- Length: 5 hrs and 5 mins
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Open your eyes with “X-ray” vision!
Put on a pair of “X-Ray” glasses and things will never look the same! These almost magical specs will make you the hit of the party! Astonishing three-dimensional X-ray visions of what your friends - and girls - look like under their clothes! And all for just one dollar. After his son gives him a pair as a gift, Martin Blackstone tries them on just for the hell of it - and all they do is give him a headache...until he sees things he can’t possibly be seeing. Glimpses of things on the other side of a wall or beneath someone’s clothing. He wants to believe it’s just his overactive imagination, but the “X-ray” specs actually work. Then the fun novelty becomes a waking nightmare when the glasses burn into his face and he starts seeing horrifying apocalyptic visions no mortal man was ever meant to see. Images that alter his very personality - from a husband and father to a bloodthirsty homicidal maniac.... Because sometimes you can see too much.
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What listeners say about Just Add Water, Money Back Guarantee and Optical Delusion [Dramatized Adaptation]
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- Craig McSpellcheck
- 26-01-2024
Fun and naustalgic
Several stories for an easy weekend listening while I broke and fixed shit around the house. Light enjoyable stories to consume with very graphic old school vibe. Recomend. Good book between books...
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