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Judge Not This Book by Its Cover

The Testicle King, 1

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Judge Not This Book by Its Cover

By: Ryan Walz
Narrated by: Ryan Walz
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I’m Ryan, the Testicle King, and this is my fucked-up, wild-ass story—proof you can stack millions, lose your soul, and claw it back by staring down the universe and daring it to flinch. I broke free from Mormon chains, turned a Provo basement into a multi-million dollar empire with Testicuzzi—that hot tub for your nuts—and lived it all: swinging parties, nanny scandals, betrayal, and a family I nearly torched but fought to save. I’ve hustled storage units into gold, flipped houses with dirt caked under my nails, and laughed as viral chaos paid the bills. The law of attraction? It’s real—I’ve shaped reality with my mind, from millions to miracles. This ain’t polished or preachy; it’s my messy, unfiltered truth—scars, triumphs, and all. Step into my world—believe it, use it, and let’s burn the old script down together.

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