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Johnny Two Kebabs

By: Johnny Two Kebabs
Narrated by: Kieran McKenna
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Publisher's Summary

An extraordinary event: On June 15, 2011, an extraordinary event took place in Brixton, South London. An Irishman ingested two doner kebabs in one minute and 59 seconds after already having consumed 13 pints of lager.

Now, for the first time, the true story of the events leading up to this feat is recounted by the protagonist, Johnny Two Kebabs. In this prequel, he relates the truth about how his exploits have ensured his place in the pantheon of characters who have shaped modern society.

This is the story of Johnny Two Kebabs.

©2021 Kieran McKenna (P)2022 Kieran McKenna

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