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It Sucks to Be the Ender Dragon

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It Sucks to Be the Ender Dragon

By: Wil Zombie
Narrated by: David Van Der Molen
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Does anyone ever check in with Bowser? With Robotnik? No. And it kind of sucks to be the Ender Dragon!

I didn’t choose to be the final boss. I just wanted to give baby villagers rides. Read books. Be chill.

But the rest of Minecraftia? Yeah, they’re not chill with dragons.

Now I'm stuck in The End... a barren void where the only visitors show up to battle me for bragging rights.

But maybe, just maybe, I’ve found a way out.

It Sucks to Be the Ender Dragon is a wild adventure packed with crazy Minecraft antics, unexpected friendships, and one dragon who’s ready to rewrite the rules.

Ready to hear the dragon’s side of the story? Let’s go.

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