 
                It Sucks to Be the Ender Dragon
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Narrated by:
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David Van Der Molen
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By:
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Wil Zombie
About this listen
Does anyone ever check in with Bowser? With Robotnik? No. And it kind of sucks to be the Ender Dragon!
I didn’t choose to be the final boss. I just wanted to give baby villagers rides. Read books. Be chill.
But the rest of Minecraftia? Yeah, they’re not chill with dragons.
Now I'm stuck in The End... a barren void where the only visitors show up to battle me for bragging rights.
But maybe, just maybe, I’ve found a way out.
It Sucks to Be the Ender Dragon is a wild adventure packed with crazy Minecraft antics, unexpected friendships, and one dragon who’s ready to rewrite the rules.
Ready to hear the dragon’s side of the story? Let’s go.
©2025 Wil Zombie Books (P)2025 Wil Zombie Books
                        
 
  
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