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Insignificant Events in the Life of a Cactus
- Life of a Cactus Series, Book 1
- Narrated by: Karissa Vacker
- Length: 5 hrs and 27 mins
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The audio edition of the best-selling middle grade novel about a spunky girl born without arms and a boy with Tourette syndrome navigating the challenges of middle school, disability, and friendship - all while solving a mystery in a western theme park.
Aven Green loves to tell people that she lost her arms in an alligator wrestling match, or a wildfire in Tanzania, but the truth is that she was born without them. And when her parents take a job running Stagecoach Pass, a rundown western theme park in Arizona, Aven moves with them across the country knowing that she'll have to answer the question over and over again.
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- nash
- 08-09-2020
The emotions this makes you feel
This book was so good that whenever they were sad I was angry happy I was all those emotions this book made me wanna KO all the people who hurt them in book or real life. ╰(*'︶`*)╯♡
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