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Inappropriately Human

21 Short Stories

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Inappropriately Human

By: Andrew Heaton
Narrated by: Andrew Heaton
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“We would like to teach your species a type of orgasm that cures cancer.”

So say just some of the aliens and robots who appear in Inappropriately Human. Award-winning comedian Andrew Heaton brings wit and warmth to his vision of humanity, the supernatural, and bureaucrats in his debut short story collection.

Learn the pitfalls of settling resurrected Neanderthals in Detroit. Explore the work-life balance of a professional who assumes other people’s hangovers. Or the travails of a State Department diplomat posted to a planet with relentless boredom and allergies. Discover the challenges time-travel regulators face when everyone tries to kill Hitler.

©2021 Andrew Heaton (P)2022 Andrew Heaton
Anthologies & Short Stories Fiction Humorous Science Fiction Short Stories Comedy
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A lovely collection of short stories, I found myself fully immersed in a few of the stories so much that I was almost frustrated there wasn’t more. Very witty and funny, sometimes felt like deep self reflection thinly veiled with sci-fi and comedy. I highly recommend this.

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