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  • I'm Your Emotional Support Animal

  • Navigating Our All Woke, No Joke Culture
  • By: Adam Carolla
  • Narrated by: Adam Carolla
  • Length: 6 hrs and 30 mins
  • 4.5 out of 5 stars (13 ratings)

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I'm Your Emotional Support Animal

By: Adam Carolla
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Publisher's Summary

Three-time New York Times best seller Adam Carolla is back to take on social media, social justice warriors, and a society gone to s**t.

In I’m Your Emotional Support Animal, Adam Carolla examines how our culture went careening off a cliff. We used to have one that created real warriors who fought world wars. Now it spawns social justice warriors who fight Twitter wars. He takes on those who are traumatized by Trump and “emotional support animal” owners who proclaim their victimhood at every airport. He stands up for the collateral damage of the #MeToo movement and for freedom of speech on “safe space” filled college campuses. 

Examining the calculated commercials churned out by Madison Avenue, like the ones about cars “made with love,” Carolla rants on ads designed to either bum us out or make us think the corporation is run by Mr. Rogers. Turning to social media, Adam takes down the “hashtag heroes” who signal their virtue daily from atop Twitter mountain. And in the era of the Roomba, performances by dead celebrity holograms, and meals-on-demand delivery services, he looks down the road at our not-so-bright future as a species.

Frank, funny, and utterly unapologetic, this is not a book for those who need a trigger warning, but is THE book for everyone who wants to hit the snooze bar on the “woke” culture.

©2020 Adam Carolla (P)2020 Recorded Books

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Great Audiobook

I am a big fan of the Ace Man and enjoy his insights into our current state of affairs. I listened to this audiobook and it is a great platform for Adams work. It is very timely and would recommend to anyone (unless they are easily offended).

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Solid conservative values

Similar to his previous audio books, Carolla's reading style is basically that of a long form podcast, he'll every so often start chatting to the recording studio guy from time to time which (while immersion breaking) is refreshing

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