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  • I'm Just Here for the Free Scrutiny

  • One Model's Tale of Insanity and Inanity in the Wonderful World of Fashion
  • By: Abby Rosmarin
  • Narrated by: Allyson Ryan
  • Length: 2 hrs and 19 mins
  • 4.3 out of 5 stars (4 ratings)

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I'm Just Here for the Free Scrutiny

By: Abby Rosmarin
Narrated by: Allyson Ryan
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How do I break into the modeling world? Do I have what it takes to become a supermodel? Where did I leave my keys? I will answer none of these questions in my new book I'm Just Here for the Free Scrutiny. But I will provide you with a few laughs as I talk about my time in the fashion and commercial industries. From when I learned I don't have a sex-phone operator voice to when I fainted in the middle of a shoot. From when I bombed a movie audition to when I was upstaged by the modeling equivalent of a soccer mom. It's all here. So sit back, relax, and listen to a few stories that will remind you that modeling is about as glamorous as babysitting a bunch of toddlers. Toddlers on a sugar rush. By the way, your keys are underneath your jacket in the kitchen.
©2014 Abby Rosmarin (P)2014 Audible Inc.
Biographies & Memoirs Comedy & Humour
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Human interest, flavoured with modelling

Genuinely funny in parts, and just genuine in others. Abby displays enough vulnerability to show their humanity, flavoured with the experience gained in the modelling world. Useful for people looking at modelling, but captivating for everyone interested in people.

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