Try free for 30 days
-
If You Lived Here You'd Be Famous by Now
- True Stories from Calabasas
- Narrated by: Via Bleidner
- Length: 7 hrs and 36 mins
Failed to add items
Add to basket failed.
Add to Wish List failed.
Remove from Wish List failed.
Follow podcast failed
Unfollow podcast failed
Buy Now for $21.99
No valid payment method on file.
We are sorry. We are not allowed to sell this product with the selected payment method
Listeners also picked
-
Bye, Baby
- A Novel
- By: Carola Lovering
- Narrated by: Helen Laser, Karissa Vacker
- Length: 11 hrs and 24 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
On a brisk fall night in a New York apartment, 35-year-old Billie West hears terrified screams. It's her lifelong best friend Cassie Barnwell, one floor above, and she's just realized her infant daughter has gone missing. Billie is shaken as she looks down into her own arms to see the baby, remembering—with a jolt of fear—that she is responsible for the kidnapping that has instantly shattered Cassie’s world.
-
Friends in Napa
- A Novel
- By: Sheila Yasmin Marikar, Mindy Kaling - introduction
- Narrated by: Soneela Nankani
- Length: 9 hrs and 5 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Raj and Rachel Ranjani have invited a small group of their “ride or dies” from college for a celebratory weekend in Napa Valley. On the agenda: three nights in the couple’s vineyard mansion, a lavish dinner at Napa’s hottest new restaurant, exclusive tastings, and the grand opening of the Ranjanis’ ultra-high-end winery. It’s a reunion of six friends who haven’t seen each other in years. What could go wrong?
-
Pillow Talk
- What's Wrong with My Sewing?
- By: Craig Conover, Blake Dvorak - contributor
- Narrated by: Craig Conover
- Length: 7 hrs and 32 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
As a young boy sitting at a sewing machine in home economics class, Craig Conover had no idea that this hobby would one day change his life for the better. Growing up in Delaware, Conover experienced cruel bullying and suffered from severe anxiety and obsessive-compulsive disorder. But while law school in Charleston seemed to provide the direction he needed, Conover spent years searching for meaning and passion in life. The chance to become a cast member on Bravo’s Southern Charm promised to provide that.
-
-
Craig's honesty about addiction and the fame game.
- By Anonymous User on 13-05-2024
-
The Rulebreaker
- The Life and Times of Barbara Walters
- By: Susan Page
- Narrated by: Susan Page
- Length: 14 hrs and 5 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
The definitive biography of the most successful female broadcaster of all time—Barbara Walters—a woman whose personal demons fueled an ambition that broke all the rules and finally gave women a permanent place on the air, written by bestselling author Susan Page.
-
Superficial
- More Adventures from the Andy Cohen Diaries
- By: Andy Cohen
- Narrated by: Andy Cohen
- Length: 14 hrs and 32 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Hopping from the Hamptons to the Manhattan dating world, the dog park to the red carpet, Cardinals superfan and mama's boy Andy Cohen, with Wacha in tow, is the kind of star fans are dying to be friends with. This book gives them that chance. If The Andy Cohen Diaries was deemed "the literary equivalent of a Fresca and tequila" by Jimmy Fallon, Superficial is a double: dishier, juicier, and friskier. In this account of his escapades, Andy tells us not only what goes down but exactly what he thinks.
-
-
Absolutely lovely
- By Mariana on 07-12-2021
-
Becoming Mrs. Abbott
- By: Kiersten Modglin
- Narrated by: Angie Kane, Pete Cross, Pat Grimes, and others
- Length: 11 hrs and 18 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
When a member of their quiet community is brutally murdered, the Abbotts find themselves prime suspects of the crime. The couple is desperate to prove their innocence, but when a tape is discovered with horrifying evidence, everything changes. With shocking truths beginning to surface, Rachael and Caide must decide just how far they are willing to go to protect those they love. Can they trust anyone around them, including each other?
-
-
Wow
- By K. on 03-11-2023
-
Bye, Baby
- A Novel
- By: Carola Lovering
- Narrated by: Helen Laser, Karissa Vacker
- Length: 11 hrs and 24 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
On a brisk fall night in a New York apartment, 35-year-old Billie West hears terrified screams. It's her lifelong best friend Cassie Barnwell, one floor above, and she's just realized her infant daughter has gone missing. Billie is shaken as she looks down into her own arms to see the baby, remembering—with a jolt of fear—that she is responsible for the kidnapping that has instantly shattered Cassie’s world.
-
Friends in Napa
- A Novel
- By: Sheila Yasmin Marikar, Mindy Kaling - introduction
- Narrated by: Soneela Nankani
- Length: 9 hrs and 5 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Raj and Rachel Ranjani have invited a small group of their “ride or dies” from college for a celebratory weekend in Napa Valley. On the agenda: three nights in the couple’s vineyard mansion, a lavish dinner at Napa’s hottest new restaurant, exclusive tastings, and the grand opening of the Ranjanis’ ultra-high-end winery. It’s a reunion of six friends who haven’t seen each other in years. What could go wrong?
-
Pillow Talk
- What's Wrong with My Sewing?
- By: Craig Conover, Blake Dvorak - contributor
- Narrated by: Craig Conover
- Length: 7 hrs and 32 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
As a young boy sitting at a sewing machine in home economics class, Craig Conover had no idea that this hobby would one day change his life for the better. Growing up in Delaware, Conover experienced cruel bullying and suffered from severe anxiety and obsessive-compulsive disorder. But while law school in Charleston seemed to provide the direction he needed, Conover spent years searching for meaning and passion in life. The chance to become a cast member on Bravo’s Southern Charm promised to provide that.
-
-
Craig's honesty about addiction and the fame game.
- By Anonymous User on 13-05-2024
-
The Rulebreaker
- The Life and Times of Barbara Walters
- By: Susan Page
- Narrated by: Susan Page
- Length: 14 hrs and 5 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
The definitive biography of the most successful female broadcaster of all time—Barbara Walters—a woman whose personal demons fueled an ambition that broke all the rules and finally gave women a permanent place on the air, written by bestselling author Susan Page.
-
Superficial
- More Adventures from the Andy Cohen Diaries
- By: Andy Cohen
- Narrated by: Andy Cohen
- Length: 14 hrs and 32 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Hopping from the Hamptons to the Manhattan dating world, the dog park to the red carpet, Cardinals superfan and mama's boy Andy Cohen, with Wacha in tow, is the kind of star fans are dying to be friends with. This book gives them that chance. If The Andy Cohen Diaries was deemed "the literary equivalent of a Fresca and tequila" by Jimmy Fallon, Superficial is a double: dishier, juicier, and friskier. In this account of his escapades, Andy tells us not only what goes down but exactly what he thinks.
-
-
Absolutely lovely
- By Mariana on 07-12-2021
-
Becoming Mrs. Abbott
- By: Kiersten Modglin
- Narrated by: Angie Kane, Pete Cross, Pat Grimes, and others
- Length: 11 hrs and 18 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
When a member of their quiet community is brutally murdered, the Abbotts find themselves prime suspects of the crime. The couple is desperate to prove their innocence, but when a tape is discovered with horrifying evidence, everything changes. With shocking truths beginning to surface, Rachael and Caide must decide just how far they are willing to go to protect those they love. Can they trust anyone around them, including each other?
-
-
Wow
- By K. on 03-11-2023
-
Off with My Head
- The Definitive Basic B*tch Handbook to Surviving Rock Bottom
- By: Stassi Schroeder
- Narrated by: Stassi Schroeder
- Length: 7 hrs and 14 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
The year 2020 was going to be the best year of Stassi’s life. Besides getting engaged and feeling like she was on top of the world career-wise, she bought her first house and was planning her dream Italian wedding. The future showed so much freaking promise—until it all went to hell. Stassi may not be perfect—she may have made some (major) mistakes—but she does feel like she has some insight (and plenty of hilarious tales) about getting knocked up, called out, and learning from what went wrong.
-
-
Loved it !
- By Anonymous User on 08-12-2023
-
Reckless Hearts (Short Story)
- A Story of Slim Hawks and Ernest Hemingway
- By: Melanie Benjamin
- Narrated by: Cassandra Campbell
- Length: 1 hr and 17 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Spain, 1959. Slim Hawks Hayward likes to think she doesn’t get jealous. But when her dear friend Lauren “Betty” Bacall learns that Papa Hemingway has come to watch the bullfights and insists that Slim make introductions, she can’t help feeling protective. Slim has known Papa for years. He always makes her feel like the most beautiful woman in the room—even when his wife is standing right beside him. Truth be told, Slim could have learned to love him all those years ago, in the streets of Havana or the mountains of the American West.
-
F*ck Your Comfort Zone
- Take a Risk and Become the Lead in Your Own Life
- By: Margie Haber
- Narrated by: Margie Haber
- Length: 6 hrs and 19 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Margie Haber will gently and compassionately guide you out of your comfort zone and into a life of bravery, risk-taking, and being the best version of yourself. With Margie’s help, you will learn how to transform your fear into personal power and approach life with empathy, humor, and curiosity. It will change everything. Whether in the intimate setting of her acting-intensive classes, in front of hundreds of corporate clients, or in this book, Margie teaches you how to happily live in the unknown and find the courage to be the lead in your own life.
-
Glossy
- Ambition, Beauty, and the Inside Story of Emily Weiss's Glossier
- By: Marisa Meltzer
- Narrated by: Cassandra Medcalf
- Length: 7 hrs and 9 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
At the center of the story lies Emily Weiss, the elusive former Teen Vogue “superintern” on the reality show The Hills turned Into the Gloss beauty blogger who had the vision, guts, and searing ambition needed to launch Glossier. She cannily turned every experience, every meeting into an opportunity to fuel her own personal success. Together with her expensive, signature style and singular vision for the future of consumerism, she could not be stopped.
-
-
Much ado about nothing in the end
- By Anonymous User on 10-12-2023
-
Under the Influence
- By: Noelle Crooks
- Narrated by: Midori Francis, Noelle Crooks
- Length: 10 hrs and 2 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
After a series of go-nowhere jobs in the New York publishing world, Harper Cruz is broke, lonely, and desperate for a salary that won’t leave her scrambling to make rent each month. So when she stumbles across a job posting from an influencer offering triple her last paycheck, she automatically submits her résumé. Harper may not be familiar with self-help guru Charlotte Green, but her relentless optimism and charismatic can-do spirit has created a cult-like following of women across the country. When she selects Harper in less than twenty-four hours, it’s obvious she sees something she likes.
-
Next Level Basic
- The Definitive Basic Bitch Handbook
- By: Stassi Schroeder
- Narrated by: Stassi Schroeder
- Length: 4 hrs and 36 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Discover how to embrace your best basic self in this laugh-out-loud funny guide from the breakout star of Bravo’s hit reality show Vanderpump Rules, perfect for fans of the relatable and entertaining books by the Betches and Andi Dorfman.
-
-
super fun
- By georgia on 13-06-2021
Publisher's Summary
This program is read by the author.
If You Lived Here You'd Be Famous by Now is an insider’s collection of funny and warmhearted stories about coming of age in the Los Angeles suburb famed for birthing the Kardashian-Jenners and the Bling Ring.
For Via Bleidner, transferring to Calabasas High from the private Catholic school she’s attended since second grade is a culture shock, not to mention absolutely lonely. Suddenly thrust into an unfamiliar world of celebrities, affluenza, and McMansions, Via takes a page from Cameron Crowe and pretends she’s on a journalism assignment, taking notes on her classmates and jotting down bits of overheard gossip.
Getting through high school in Calabasas is something else - from Kim Kardashian endorsing the students’ favorite hidden lunch spot, to the theater program hiring a famous dog to play Elle Woods' Chihuahua in its production of Legally Blonde, and Kanye trying to take control of your school to make it the very first YEEZY institution.
But instead of floating through high school detached from her peers, Via finds that putting herself out there - for her writing, of course - just might have been exactly what she needed. She unexpectedly finds an eclectic group of friends to call her own, including a multi-multi-millionaire, a wild-card throwback intent on going viral, a former Disney actor, and a doughnut-dealing madman.
With wit, candor, and sharp observations, 21-year-old Via grounds the surreal glamour of Calabasas with reflections on her own coming-of-age, sharing her teenage misadventures as she struggles to fit in, faces crushing social pressure, and eventually makes her own way.
A Macmillan Audio production from Flatiron Books