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- Narrated by: Laura Clery
- Length: 7 hrs and 15 mins
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Editorial reviews
Laura Clery carved a unique way to viral stardom: she made a name for herself not on YouTube or Instagram, but on Facebook. Since then, millions of fans have found themselves enamoured with her off-beat and ultra-honest style of comedy and now, you can hear more of her absurd musings in this delightful essay collection. Listeners have rated this book nearly five stars in every single category for a good reason — it’s impossible to get enough of her in-your-face, unabashed comedy.
But it’s not all for laughs: Clery gets real, delving into her past as a narcissistic cocaine addict with no money and no hope for the future. Narrating in her own unique voice, she shares how she overcame these struggles to become a vegan yogi, wife, writer, internet sensation and mother of some rather unfortunate-looking rescue animals...including a one-eyed pig.
Publisher's Summary
From YouTube star and Facebook Video sensation Laura Clery comes a collection of comedic essays in the vein of We Are Never Meeting in Real Life by Samantha Irby and You’ll Grow Out of It by Jessi Klein.
Laura Clery makes a living by sharing inappropriate comedy sketches with millions of strangers on the internet. She writes songs about her anatomy, talks trash about her one-eyed rescue pug, and sexually harasses her husband, Stephen. And it pays the bills!
Now, in her first-ever audiobook, Laura recounts how she went from being a dangerously impulsive, broke, unemployable, suicidal, cocaine-addicted narcissist, crippled by fear and hopping from one toxic romance to the next...to a more-happy-than-not, somewhat rational, meditating, vegan yogi with good credit, a great marriage, a fantastic career, and four unfortunate-looking rescue animals. Still, above all, Laura remains an amazingly talented, adorable, and vulnerable self-described...Idiot.
With her signature brand of offbeat, no-holds-barred humor, Idiot introduces you to a wildly original - and undeniably relatable - new voice.
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- Anonymous User
- 25-05-2022
This is hilarious
This book is genuinely funny and honest and sad and gross. Definitely worth reading. Looking forward to reading/listening to the next one.
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- Anonymous User
- 31-08-2022
incredible story of life and gaining control
love it
the naked truths, triumphs and true to yourself most of all.
thank you for sharing and the laughs xoxoxo
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- Anonymous User
- 10-10-2022
AH-FREAKING-MAZING
every single second of every minute of this incredible story had me laughing, crying, completely in all my feelings. as someone who is now living sober and still struggles occasionally with the temptations of going back to addiction and bad behaviours around addiction, this was truly moving for me, I know I can move forward with my life in happiness and success even after a bad day. WOW just WOW. can't say enough how amazing this book is and how much I loved it.
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- Ali
- 06-01-2023
Hilarious & meaningful
Love her videos and great to hear insight on her life struggles and how she overcame them!
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- Techno
- 08-10-2019
Wow
What a life and an inspirational story of mental hurdles to overcome to gain success within yourself.
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- Narelle Wilson
- 28-09-2019
LOVED IT!!!!
Even though it was serious subjects it was hilariously done.
Id read it again yep
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- Anonymous User
- 28-11-2019
amazing
absolutely love this book, thank you so much your a inspiration to so many. such empowering true life story . thank you for sharing .
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- Tanya Cornelius
- 03-12-2019
Very entertaining
I listened to the whole thing in 2 days, I couldn’t stop listening! Great, entertaining, interesting and funny book. Highly recommend
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- Ifrey
- 18-01-2020
Hats off
That is it. That is the review. It is as simple as that. Thank you.
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- Anonymous User
- 14-02-2020
I loved it!
I loved this book, and Laura narrating it was the best way to go.
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