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I Wore Heels to the Apocalypse
- Narrated by: Georgie Leonard
- Length: 3 hrs and 48 mins
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Publisher's Summary
Is anyone truly prepared for the apocalypse?
Well, Kerry certainly isn't, and she fairly quickly discovers that looking sharp in a business suit and heels is not going to help anyone when there's an apocalypse, with possible zombies!
Together with a super spy, an ex girl guide, and a personal trainer with manly foraging skills, Kerry must battle terrifying religious cults, rich people, and her personal demons, all whilst having the daily chore of deciding what to wear.
This is a laugh-out-loud comedy with romance, heart, and talking badgers and is not to be missed.
What would you wear to the apocalypse? #IWoreHeels