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How to Survive the Afterlife: Books 1-3
- Narrated by: Aubrey Parsons
- Length: 32 hrs and 13 mins
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Publisher's Summary
And you thought getting through life was hard!
All books in How to Survive the Afterlife in one box set for the first time. Over 30 hours for one Audible credit. Exclusive content presented in a new format. The individual books have over 1,000 Goodreads reviews.
If you love the humor of Pratchett/Douglas Adams, the darkness of Stephen King, and the surrealism of Terry Gilliam, then this is must-listen. Get this laugh-out-loud engrossing set today.
The Limpet Syndrome (book one)
John’s dead...but that’s just the beginning.
Hell has a problem. Two, actually. The souls of Sandy Logan and Ian Noble are missing. This, as it happens, is a big deal. Brimstone, the demon responsible for the Soul Catcher, believes the most likely outcome is the end of the Universe.
It’s obviously only a guess: It’s never happened before.
Soul Catchers (book two)
No one can live forever.
John’s gone, and even he doesn’t truly know where. Demons, pigeons, gods, and a band of ex-dictators in plastic bodies are all eager to find him. Will they get to him before he can enact his revenge?
Dead Ends (book three)
Is there a happy ever afterlife?
War is coming! Against gods, between species, and against the afterlife itself. Heroes will emerge from unlikely places, and John will yet again be forced to intervene in the future of mankind.
Existential Crisis (companion book)
A face-off between science and religion. Demon Top Trumps. A 14-billion-year timeline and the truth about pigeons. The definitive guide to the afterlife and a must listen for fans of the trilogy. Only available in this box set and to Limpet Club members.
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- IRB
- 28-03-2024
Very Slow
This one is not for me and a DNF. It is a meandering story never really getting going (or not before I gave up). The narrator was Ok but he didn't seem to bring the characters alive and maybe that was the problem. I gave it several hours but in the end lost interest.
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