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How to Survive a Unicorn

By: L.G. Estrella
Narrated by: Fred Berman
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Are you being attacked by a pissed-off unicorn? Has an angry basilisk slithered into your camp? Is a dragon about to eat you? If you answered yes to any of these questions, then this book is for you.

Our world is full of monsters. Some of them are happy to live and let live, but the majority of them are vicious jerks. If you want to survive, then you need to know what to do when things go wrong.

Don't settle for speculation or the ramblings of a tavern drunk. Get the facts about monsters straight from a legendary hero who has fought just about all of them and who has befriended a bunch of them. Whether it's krakens, vampires, or werewolves, this book has all the information you need to ensure your survival.

©2023 L. G. Estrella (P)2024 Podium Audio Dragons & Mythical Creatures Fantasy Humorous
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L G Estella really knows how to tell a story but I wasn't expecting him doing one with an actual fictional interview that not only expand his use of monsters but adding the disposition of a immortal who lived a long life and the losses that comes along with it. I wished I met Manny too 😢

Best interview ever

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this was fantastic! I highly recommend this if you're after a funny and grate book this is it!

a fun story

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this was an interesting book would have been better if it was at the beginning of two necromancers and attempted vampirism but better late than never 😉

informative

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look just save your money, this was the laziest pice of story telling ever. Shame on you

the most lazy pice of story writing ever.

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