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How to Sell a Haunted House

By: Grady Hendrix
Narrated by: Jay Aaseng, Mikhaila Aaseng
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Your past and your family can haunt you like nothing else… A hilarious and terrifying new novel from the New York Times bestselling author of The Final Girl Support Group.

Every childhood home is haunted, and each of us are possessed by our parents.

When their parents die at the tail end of the coronavirus pandemic, Louise and Mark Joyner are devastated but nothing can prepare them for how bad things are about to get. The two siblings are almost totally estranged, and couldn't be more different. Now, however, they don't have a choice but to get along. The virus has passed, and both of them are facing bank accounts ravaged by the economic meltdown. Their one asset? Their childhood home. They need to get it on the market as soon as possible because they need the money. Yet before her parents died they taped newspaper over the mirrors and nailed shut the attic door.

Sometimes we feel like puppets, controlled by our upbringing and our genes. Sometimes we feel like our parents treat us like toys, or playthings, or even dolls. The past can ground us, teach us, and keep us safe. It can also trap us, and bind us, and suffocate the life out of us. As disturbing events stack up in the house, Louise and Mark have to learn that sometimes the only way to break away from the past, sometimes the only way to sell a haunted house, is to burn it all down.

©2023 Grady Hendrix (P)2023 W. F. Howes Ltd
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Loved this one, if your into creepy dolls and puppets you will love it. This is in my top 5 for the year

Amazing

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Loved this book. Couldn’t stop listening. Will be one if my favourites. Highly recommend, even if not a fan of this genre.

Great read

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Humorous horror. Well written, engaging and entertaining. Really enjoyed it. Great performances from the narrators.

Really enjoyable

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I’ve read other Grady Hendrix book, one I really loved, one not so much. This one brought back the satisfaction from the first one I really enjoyed.
Plenty of gore, silly mistakes and a sense of a real, dysfunctional family figuring it all out.

Unexpectedly Good

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I loved this book. The estrangement of the siblings was palpable and really gave the novel an emotional core. Then it’s craft felt balls to the wall of supernatural horror and dread. The narrator is excellent - one of the best performances on audiobook. It’s scary, it’s funny, it’s absurd, it’s sad - it’s everything.

I’ve been shouting “kaka weewee!” around the house all week, much to my partner’s chagrin.

A Novel Made for Audiobook

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