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How to Rattle an Undead Couple
- The Epilogues, Part III (The Beginner's Guide to Necromancy, Book 9)
- Narrated by: Rebecca Mitchell
- Length: 6 hrs and 8 mins
- Categories: Science Fiction & Fantasy, Fantasy
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- *Flora*
- 28-12-2020
A Fitting End To This Undead Journey.
I love this amazing series. It has firmly cemented Hailey Edwards as one of my favourite authors. I love her writing style and find her books easy to read. Her storylines keep me reading with great threads and plenty of action. The world that she's created for this series is fascinating as are the different species that populate it. I love that all her characters have multilayered personalities even though most of them aren't human - it makes them all feel real. As I borrowed How To Rattle An Undead Couple book through my Kindle Unlimited subscription, I added the narration at the reduced cost. However, I ended up listening to the story rather than reading it. This is only the third time I've heard Rebecca Mitchell and I enjoyed her performance once again. I like the pace at which she reads a story and the emotions she put into the narrative. Rebecca was able to adjust her voice slightly when reading the dialogue, to make it easier to distinguish male from female characters. However, separating Grier from Lethe or Hood from Linus, for example, wasn't quite as easy. Although Grier Woolworth is only in her early 20s, I love how she's continued to grow and evolve as this series progressed. She has all the personality traits that I crave from a female protagonist plus her sense of humour makes me chuckle. Grier is intelligent, resilient, resourceful and has plenty of gumption. Linus has the traits that that set off all my girly parts as well as warm my romantic heart. I love him too. This is the third and final of the "epilogue novellas" that aim to tie up a few loose ends and give us Grier's and Linus's happy ever after. However, Hailey hasn't closed it down finitely. The world surrounding our Undead Couple, family and friends in Louisiana is still going on - just without us.
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