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How to Get the Girl and Not Destroy the World

Monster Girlfriend, Book 3

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How to Get the Girl and Not Destroy the World

By: Marie Cardno
Narrated by: Natalie Beran
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About this listen

They say you can never go home. They don't tell you that it's because the people you left behind split time itself into a million glittering shards, trying to figure out where you went.

In the final book of the Monster Girlfriend trilogy, Sian and Trillin return to where it all began.

. . . kind of.

The Monster Girlfriend trilogy is a sapphic monster rom-com between a sweet tentacle monster and a witch who fireballs first and asks questions later, unless she's distracted, in which caseooh, what's over there?

©2024 Marie Cardno (P)2026 Tantor Media
Fantasy Humorous Romance Romantic Comedy
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