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How to Date a Douchebag: The Failing Hours
- Narrated by: Muffy Newtown, Josh Goodman
- Length: 9 hrs and 10 mins
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Publisher's Summary
Zeke Daniels isn't just a douchebag; he's an asshole.
A total and complete jerk, Zeke keeps people at a distance. He has no interest in relationships - most assholes don't.
Dating? Being part of a couple? Nope. Not for him.
He's never given any thought to what he wants in a girlfriend, because he's never had any intention of having one.
Shit, he barely has a relationship with his family, and they're related; his own friends don't even like him.
So why does he keep thinking about Violet DeLuca?
Sweet, quiet Violet - his opposite in every sense of the word.
The light to his dark, even her damn name sounds like rays of sunshine and happiness and shit.
And that pisses him off, too.
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- nicandbooks
- 26-04-2018
My favourite douchebag of all
My favourite douchebag of all
Listening to Sara Ney’s How to Date a Douchebag: The Failing Hours was a “reread” for me as I read the ebook last year when I first fell in love with Zeke and Violet. Zeke will forever be my favourite douchebag as he epitomises the perfect hero that I love to root for - the guy who you start out loving to hate and then by the end of the book you just love them. And Violet is so real and so perfectly imperfect and I love how she brings out the best in Zeke 💕
As far as audiobooks go, this is a fairly good one. I had the same issue with the female narrator - Muffy Newton - as I did when I listened to The Studying Hours; when she does the male voices, it’s a bit too “try hard” and is pretty irritating to listen to. I do get used to it but she’s not my preferred narrator when it comes to this dual style. Josh Goodman I’m the other hand is the PERFECT Zeke and I love listening to him 😍😍 One other thing, both the narrators needed to take a breath and just pause when it came to some sections of the book - eg. when the scene changed or moved on - as I found that I’d wondered what was going on and why the topic being discussed had changed or the conversation had ceased and then I realised it was because there was a break in the scene and the narrators just needed to acknowledge that with a pause before they continued on.
Overall this is an absolutely fabulous story and a great audiobook that I’d definitely recommend.
nicandbooks ❤️❤️❤️❤️
Audible ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
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- 11-01-2019
Beautiful
The more I listened to the story the more I couldn't help falling in love with the characters. They were so very different people as individuals, yet together couldn't be more perfect for one another. I loved how they balanced each other out. Narrators did a great job. It had me laughing from start to finish. Definitely worth purchasing
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