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Publisher's Summary

What do you do in your teenage years when you realise what your parents taught you wasn’t enough? You must go out and find books and poetry and pop songs and bad heroes - and build yourself.

It’s 1990.

Johanna Morrigan, 14, has shamed herself so badly on local TV that she decides that there’s no point in being Johanna anymore and reinvents herself as Dolly Wilde - fast-talking, hard-drinking Gothic hero and full-time Lady Sex Adventurer! She will save her poverty stricken Bohemian family by becoming a writer - like Jo in Little Women, or the Brontes - but without the dying young bit.

By 16, she’s smoking cigarettes, getting drunk, and working for a music paper. She’s writing pornographic letters to rock-stars, having all the kinds of sex with all the kinds of men, and eviscerating bands in reviews of 600 words or less.

But what happens when Johanna realises she’s built Dolly with a fatal flaw? Is a box full of records, a wall full of posters, and a head full of paperbacks, enough to build a girl after all?

Imagine The Bell Jar written by Rizzo from Grease, with a soundtrack by My Bloody Valentine and Happy Mondays. As beautiful as it is funny, How To Build a Girl is a brilliant coming-of-age novel in DMs and ripped tights, that captures perfectly the terror and joy of trying to discover exactly who it is you are going to be.

Please note: This audiobook contains explicit language.

©2014 Caitlin Moran (P)2014 Random House Audiobooks

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  • Vanessa
  • Sydney, Australia
  • 30-09-2014

Fabulous story I could relate to

Would you listen to How to Build a Girl again? Why?

I'd definitely listen to How to Build a Girl again because it was so well read by Louise Brealey. She did all the accents of each character so well and so consistently. I really felt I was there with Johanna as she went through her often agonising experiences of teenage life. Every minute of Caitlin Moran's story was delicious to listen to. Not once did I feel like fast forwarding through filler because there is none.

What other book might you compare How to Build a Girl to, and why?

I guess all the music references reminded me a bit of Hi Fidelity by Nick Hornby but this storyline is completely different.

What about Louise Brealey’s performance did you like?

I just fell in love with the main character, Johanna, who is telling the story. Louise Brealey's performance was so believable.

Did you have an emotional reaction to this book? Did it make you laugh or cry?

I wanted to hug the main character and tell her everything is going to be alright and that I totally understand what she is going through. I laughed for a good part of this book. So, so funny!

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Highly recommend for anyone, particularly if you were a teen in the early 1990s and love indie rock. Everyone is mentioned from Courtney Love, Manic Street Preachers, NWA and the Smashing Pumpkins plus so many more. While you can't hear the music on the audiobook you can still feel it through the words. Plus this book is hilarious. Did I mention this book is super funny?

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Great story

Great story and the narrator does a good job, except for her interpretation of John Kite's voice which I found a bit distracting.

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Amazing

As usual, Caitlin Moran published a piece of brilliance. Hilarious and heartbreaking, it should be mandatory reading in high school. Couldn't put it down.

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  • Linfo2
  • 13-06-2016

Hard listening!

Hard work all through. Strange way to write a book but probably appeal to some people!! Definitely a different mind set to me though!! Listen to a sample before buying is my advice

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  • Hazel
  • 25-10-2017

Fly on the wall of a teenagers life.

Very good read the narration was excellent. Only criticism is the fowl language used and the repetitive sex references but l wont be marking it down for that ....maybe lm just more prudish than the average listener but it would have been good to know before hand about the language.

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  • Kawie1
  • 28-08-2014

How to Build a Girl

How to Build a Girl is a coming of age story with a difference. It's gritty, truthful, filthy, poignant and laugh-out-loud funny!! And sometimes all the same time!
I think this is the book I'll be recommending to all of my friends this year!

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  • J. A. Croucher
  • 26-03-2015

Beautifully written and performed.

I love Caitlin's refreshing frankness but having read some of her other work there were moments of déjà vue.
The performance would be hard to top.

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  • Ewan Melling
  • 22-10-2017

Fan bloody tastic

Heartbreaking, mind bending, belly laughs a plenty. As a survivor of Wolverhampton in the 80s and 90s. I can tell you this book is bloody brill.

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  • Rebecca
  • 14-06-2015

Quite simply the story for any woman!

One of the funniest, thrilling and most ostentatious stories, made all the better by having Louise Brealey read it to me. The characters came to live with her use of voices and I truly fell in love with Johanna/Dolly. An inspiration in novella.

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  • marina
  • 31-03-2018

how to build a girl was absolutely brilliant

I loved this book it was utterly amazing Johanna (dolly Wilde ) was such an amazing person I love Caitlin Moran's way of writing it was the first time I read/listened to one of her books can't wait to read more.

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  • Lucy
  • 26-03-2015

Fantastic narration of highly entertaining story

A supremely funny, filthy and clever book - and made one hundred per cent moreso by the flawless narration. Great stuff!

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  • VLF
  • 21-03-2015

Brutally raw and wonderfully obnoxious

Not one to listen to with your Nan. Thoroughly enjoyed this. One of my favourite narrators.

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  • TeresaD
  • 25-01-2015

Picked up momentum in the second half

I struggled to get into this at first, the protagonist being a troubled teenager from the Midlands wasn't something I could immediately relate to.
However, once she creates an alter ego the story picked up pace and interest, and by the end I was disappointed to say goodbye to both Johanna and Dolly.

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