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How to Become a Henchman, A Novel
- The Henchman's Survival Guide
- Narrated by: Amanda L. Gregory
- Length: 8 hrs and 4 mins
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Publisher's Summary
It's time to root for the henchman!
Welcome to Big Little City, a semi-reality town where everyone who isn’t already a hero or a villain wants to become one. Well, almost everyone....
Alice just needs to keep her head down, earn her college degree, and then she’ll finally be able to escape this crazy place and find a real job. Too bad a super scary villain just blew up the restaurant where she works and her paycheck along with it!
Now Alice finds herself running low on funds and employment options. Her tuition bill is due, and the university doesn't take promises or tales of woe. As luck would have it, one of the town’s most famous villains is holding henchmen auditions. The gig would earn Alice the money she needs; all she has to do is betray every instinct and play the "Fame Game" she despises.
Oh, and she’s also got to beat out the other competitors who might just kill for the limited henchmen spots.
Author J Bennett is back with a brand new, action-packed superhero series. With a keen social eye and her trademark wit, J Bennett weaves a story of a futuristic world where good and evil are both beholden to ratings.
Is Alice willing to risk life, limb, and her integrity to land the role of a lifetime and the juicy paycheck it brings?
Find out why it's so much fun to root for the henchman!
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- 10-08-2022
Cool and original.
I really enjoyed this. It was clever, the premise fleshed out and considered, the characters compelling.
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