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How to Be a Normal Person
- Narrated by: Derrick McClain
- Length: 11 hrs and 7 mins
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Publisher's Summary
Gustavo Tiberius is not normal. He knows this. Everyone in his small town of Abby, Oregon, knows this. He reads encyclopedias every night before bed. He has a pet ferret called Harry S. Truman. He owns a video rental store that no one goes to. His closest friends are a lady named Lottie with drag queen hair and a trio of elderly Vespa riders known as the We Three Queens.
Gus is not normal. And he's fine with that. All he wants is to be left alone.
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- Laura
- 10-04-2019
I loved this!
This was another fantastic novel by TJ Klune! I absolutely love his comedies and while this one was very different, it was just as cute and hilarious as the rest. Derrick McClain's narration was fantastic too and I can't wait for the next audiobook in this series to come out.
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- Kelly
- 11-08-2020
Fun to listen to, filled with quirky characters.
How to Be a Normal Person is filled with fun, quirky, and maybe a little bit weird at times characters, but this is what makes this book SO much fun.
Having both read and listened to How to Be a Normal Person, I think this storyline is even better in audio. First listen with narrator Derrick McClain, and he did such a great performance with all the characters.
Gus & Casey, these guys gave me all the feels as their friendship and feelings develop across the storyline. Add in Gus trying to figure out how to be normal and this was a very amusing listen that made me smile often.
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- Ev
- 20-06-2016
fun
It was a charming book. Slow start but that was important for setting the stage for the main character. All in the book were interesting and quirky. a heart warming and joyful book.
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- Amazon Customer
- 16-11-2022
Hilarious 😂
I loved how funny and quirky this was! With a ‘2018 emo suburban white kid’ and an asexual hipster who legit smokes ‘Origami starfucker 😅’. I just loved it; It’s addicting 😁 (not origami starfucker, the book 😂). Its such a delight to hear the narrator get into character and actually try to give them a personality. Gustavo Tiberius doesn’t know he’s extremely amusing: making many people miserable by just his ‘vibe’. Overall such a amazing book. Recommend for young adults. (Not suitable for children of course)
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