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Are men supposed to be fighters? Lovers? Hunter-gatherers? Fashionistas? Business gurus? Culinary experts? You’re wrong if you think one man can’t be a jack and a master of all trades.   

In this special audio edition of How to Be a Man, you’ll hear from the horsie’s mouth how to be a proper god amongst men. You’ll learn how to boss a job interview - remember, the eyes are the windows to the soul, which is why you should avoid eye contact at all costs. You don’t want them looking into your disgustingly dirty soul. I also share some chirpising tekkers, such as my new style, ‘7 down, 1 up,’ where you viciously insult the lady seven times and then give her one compliment. And you’ll learn the importance of practising #SelfLove, like a true millennial man - there are two things I know about real men, they have curves and they cry. But I’m not giving you any more details than that, mate - you’ll have to buy the book.

I actually managed to write only 13,000 words, so I’ve had to bulk the audio version up a bit with extra girthy content. You’re actually getting more for your money, mate! And the production quality is proper tonk, too - just ignore those voicemails. I didn’t mean to include those.  

So sit back, relax, light a candle. Get naked if you want to. Get the baby oil out - I don’t judge - and let my silky, smooth tones caress your eardrums.  

©2018 Chabuddy G (P)2018 HarperCollins Publishers

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Chabbsy popped my e book cherry!

so much girthy goodness. eagerly anticipating the sequel. also got this for free. sorry chabs

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hilarious. the whole thing was fantastic.

this was so funny. so much thought went into this. Asim is a genius. He makes kurupt fm.

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  • 11-02-2019

classic Mr chabziee

classic the best eargasm i have had
best comedy book i bought the audio version and have placed an order for the hardcopy to but the audio one i must say is a banger

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  • superhans
  • 02-11-2018

Extra Girthy

This is the girthiest audiobook on the web. Big up the Beige prince Chabuddy G!

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  • D3RV15H
  • 04-11-2018

Absolute Bvanger mate!

This book is bloody amazing mate. I only read it once and already I feel like an actual proper man mate. There were a few bits that I thought I’d struggle with, like the sqvinting look but I did manage it the end. I mean bloody hell, if this ain’t worth £10 or however much I stole it for then I don’t know vot is mate. 10/10. Will definitely read again when I start feeling feminine and all that. Big up Chabuddy G. Hopevully meet for that coffvee soon.

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  • S
  • 07-11-2018

Chapatti Ghee is the man.

This is soo funny. Asim you're a legend mate. You nailed the stereotypical pakistani guy we all once knew 😂

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  • Steven Cox
  • 02-11-2018

Class act Chabuddy G

Laughing from the start until the finish, “Chabzy” brings out all the qualities we love in PJDN to an audio book. For anyone with a sense of humour!

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  • Billy Crook
  • 06-11-2018

bloody banta mate, ready go be a man great book go

absolute bants loved every minute of it.. chubbudy g my uncle from another uncle x

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  • Anonymous User
  • 06-11-2018

Incredibly funny.... Loved every moment of it.

Chabazzy defo knows what it takes to be a man and his advice can help many people who haven't yet found a way of making shit happen like chabzzy. Chabbzy is the biggest legend that came out of Hounslow ha ha ha

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  • Adrian
  • 05-11-2018

Chabuddy g at his best

Hands down the best character to come out of the UK in decades...was in stitches

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  • Shayne
  • 04-11-2018

Too funny

This book is too funny and the Chubuddy smashes it on the delivery. Highly recommended

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  • Amazon Customer
  • 04-05-2021

Enjoyed

Naughty and silly in equal measures, good escape from life's stresses. Note down his interview tips, will defo get the job :)

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  • Hudson
  • 23-02-2021

How to be an ultrapreneur

This audiobook has really helped me become a proper man. As soon as I got home I ordered some peanut dust. I’ve been mixing this with my shower gel and it’s really helping me attract the ladies.

Thanks Chabuddy

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