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How to Be Ultra Spiritual

12 1/2 Steps to Spiritual Superiority

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How to Be Ultra Spiritual

By: JP Sears
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Welcome to the Glorious Grandeur of Ultra Spirituality

In case you haven't noticed, the New Age has become the Old Age. But don't recycle your crystals just yet! His Enlightenedness JP Sears is ushering in the Newer Age, blinding us with the dawn-like brilliance that is Ultra Spirituality.

Ultra Spiritual JP Sears Flawlessly Reads to You in the English Language

Let's face it, most of us don't have time to actually read anything ourselves. With this unabridged reading by the author himself, you can sit back on your zafu and let Ultra Spiritual JP's wisdom passively sink in, as you better yourself through His Enlightenedness' teachings on:

  • Competitive spirituality - the Ultra Spiritual foundation that the rest of your Ultra Spiritual path rests on
  • Dreaming up your awakening - how to engineer your carefully contrived spiritual narrative
  • Rigidly yogic yoga - the moisture-filled cloud formation that drops rain upon your river so your flow can flow
  • Following the light to the greener spiritual pastures of veganism
  • He-ness, financial levity, deathliness, and other qualities of the quality guru
  • Mindfullessness - all of the fullness of mindfulness with none of the mind

With How to Be Ultra Spiritual, His Enlightenedness JP Sears brings the heart and soul of ancient spirituality back to life with a progressive aggression, replacing the diluted uselessness of modern spirituality with the waaay more spiritual wisdom of Ultra Spirituality. Be sure to thank him when you see him.

PLEASE NOTE: When you purchase this title, the accompanying reference material will be available in your Library section along with the audio.

©2017 JP Sears (P)2017 Sounds True
Literary History & Criticism Literature & Fiction Satire Spirituality United States World Literature
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He is a genius what a funny book I laughed the whole way through. I highly recommend this book.


Graeme
Queensland
Australia

Awesome

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couldn't bear to listen to this book. jp is usually so funny but this book is ranty, boring, full of jargon

really really heady, overanalytical

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