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Hot White Heist

By: Adam Goldman
Narrated by: Bowen Yang, Alan Cumming, Cynthia Nixon, Shannon Woodward, Jane Lynch, Bianca Del Rio, full cast
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  • Summary

  • Please note: This podcast is intended for adults only. It contains explicit language, sexual references, and adult themes. Discretion is advised.

    Deep under Seattle’s Space Needle in a hidden bunker sits the most valuable substance on earth: Barack Obama’s sperm. And Mark Zuckerberg’s. And Stephen Hawking’s. In case of global catastrophe, the US government has been storing sperm samples from some of history’s greatest minds (and also some politicians).

    Hot White Heist follows Jude “Judy” Fink (Bowen Yang) and a crew of misfits from across the LGBTQ+ spectrum as they attempt the stickiest heist in history. Why? To help a lesbian cult finance a top-secret project, of course. Featuring an all-star, all-queer cast, Hot White Heist is the first and only podcast about a sperm bank heist. What else do you need to know?

    Created and written by Adam Goldman, directed by Alan Cumming, and produced by Broadway Video, Club Cumming Productions, and Adam Goldman, Hot White Heist stars Saturday Night Live’s Bowen Yang, along with Cynthia Nixon, Abbi Jacobson, Jane Lynch, Margaret Cho, Bianca Del Rio, MJ Rodriguez, Shannon Woodward, Stephanie Beatriz, John Cameron Mitchell, Tony Kushner, Cheyenne Jackson, Jonathan Bailey, Peppermint, and Brian McCook as Katya Zamolodchikova.

    Hot White Heist returns for season 2 on March 7! Pre-Order now
    ©2021 The Broadway Video Group, LLC. (P)2021 The Broadway Video Group, LLC.
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Episodes
  • Episode 0: Trailer

    Episode 0: Trailer
    Jun 1 2021
    This original podcast will be available on June 17th.

    Hot White Heist follows Jude “Judy” Fink (Bowen Yang) and a crew of misfits from across the LGBTQ+ spectrum as they attempt the stickiest heist in history. Featuring an all-star, all-queer cast, Hot White Heist is the first and only podcast about a sperm bank heist. What else do you need to know?
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    1 min
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  • Episode 1: Let Me Tell You About the Bunker

    Episode 1: Let Me Tell You About the Bunker
    Jun 17 2021
    The US government has been storing sperm samples from our best and brightest (and also some politicians) under the Space Needle. A secretive group of lesbians needs to steal some of those samples. Why? What for? Fabulous bored grifter Judy Fink is about to find out.
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    32 mins
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  • Episode 2: I'm In

    Episode 2: I'm In
    Jun 17 2021
    Judy and Jack recruit a team of queer amateur experts to help them liberate some very expensive material from the United States Seed Registry.
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    23 mins
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Fun diversion

Great performances . I listened to all 6 episodes today. A funny and entertaining diversion while doing all my domestic tasks today

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The best I’ve heard on audible.

This is so funny and so queer. It’s camp, it’s fun, great production value. Listen to it, and I hope we get more like this.

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Perfectly silly

This series was a lot of fun. Perfectly silly and light hearted. I enjoyed it.

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Quite a fun little romp, with more than a few “13-year-old-school boy jokes” included. If you can stomach them… you’ll be fine😉🤣

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this audiobook took me on a journey that was unexpected, I thought it may be crass ... it was but in a delightful way. It's Minecraft story mode cross gay spy adventure... do yourself a favour and go on the ride

Bless the narrator... if the story doesn't entertain you then hold out for his insight into Moby Dick... wowza

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hilarious. loved it. not normally the kind of thing I'd choose to listen to but I'm glad I did! wish there were more! very well done :) could there possibly a second series some day in the midst?

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Fun!

A clever and fun comedically queer radio drama! Bowen Yang is delightful, joined by Mj Rodriguez, Abbi Jacobson, Alan Cumming, Jane Lynch, and more icons. A satire of heist movies with a lot of dirty jokes, this is a fun story to listen to while jogging indeed.

Hope audible and Bowen do more of these in the future...

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spectacularly farcical

what an absolute treat! I hope there is a series 2 of this work

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was ok but not enough to give a good rating. disappointing over all. narration only aveage

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can't stand eating noises. Had to stop ☹️

I honestly could not stand the eating noises of people slurping it was disgusting I ended up finishing about Midway through episode 2 I don't think I will be continuing it because I cannot stand those noises it's unfortunate when audiobooks have some of these noises when you trying to listen with headphones it's just bad

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