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Horny

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Horny

By: Lucy Lehane
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Rachel's death is going about as well as her life. Welcoming a poltergeist to share her body had its challenges, but she's mostly figured those out: she's got good friends, a room in a gorgeous apartment, and she's well on her way to regaining the career her death derailed. What she doesn't need is a strange, inhumanly beautiful new roommate - a unicorn - with a million odd questions about the human world - especially one who can peer into Rachel's soul and see each of her dark, dirty secrets.

Isolde has been tempted by the human world for longer than she can remember. The land of the unicorns was beautiful, pristine . . . and as boring as watching moss grow. But taking on human form comes with more complications than she expected. Like a roommate who’s possessed, opinionated, argumentative . . . and distractingly alluring.

Getting into a magical grudge match with your roommate is a bad idea. Hooking up with your roommate when they're a virgin from another dimension is an even worse one. But since when did the voluntarily haunted make good choices?

Fantasy Paranormal Romance

Critic Reviews

'Fizzy, campy fun . . . A fresh and funny queer take on vampire romance'
'[A] genuine and rewarding enemies-to-lovers romance. This is a delight'
'A frisky, campy paranormal joyride that's sure to get your blood pumping' (Timothy Janovsky, USA TODAY bestselling author of THE MERRIEST MISTERS on THIRSTY)
'Charming and downright fun, showcasing a vibrant community of supernatural creatures trying to get by in the modern world, with a crackling romance I couldn’t wait to sink my teeth into' (S.A. MacLean, author of THE PHOENIX KEEPER on THIRSTY)
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