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Hologram Boyfriends

Sex, Love, and Overconnection

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Hologram Boyfriends

By: Mike Albo
Narrated by: Mike Albo
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Comedian, monologist, and storyteller Mike Albo takes listeners along on his quest for love in the digital age in this insightful, funny audio original.

Told through a series of fast-paced, entertaining vignettes narrated by the author himself, Albo likens his search for fulfillment to shopping for the perfect boneless chicken breast, revealing a world where emotions can be as commodified as consumer products. His observations, both hilarious and profound, echo the insightful wit of David Sedaris, making us laugh while prompting reflection on our shared human experiences.

In Hologram Boyfriends, Albo humorously dissects the intertwining of emotional and sexual desire with the insatiable consumption of social media and apps. From the time he asked a psychic if he would ever find love, and she responded: “Well, I don’t see you alone…forever,” to an early 2000s gig where he tried to convince a major media company that using the term “GayStreaming” was probably not a good idea, Hologram Boyfriends depicts the (lightly fictionalized) emotional roller coaster of the author’s career and romantic love life—and just how, in the end, he has become more tenaciously optimistic than ever.

"Sometimes it’s just not good enough to be fabulous. Mike Albo deserves everything and more. If you can’t figure that out, then you’ll never get to know Mike. In Hologram Boyfriends, he puts it all on the line, so get with the program!”—Sandra Bernhard, actor, comedian, and host of the Sandyland podcast on Sirius XM’s Radio Andy

“A masterpiece of both open-hearted humor and acid cultural criticism. It’s Sedaris, it’s Solnit, it’s better. Hologram Boyfriends also has healing powers: Mike Albo’s stories cleanse the bloodstream of the psychic microplastics we absorb through dating apps and online desire markets. Listen and listen again—it feels so good to be free.”—Virginia Heffernan, American journalist, cultural critic, and author of Magic and Loss: The Internet as Art

An audio original from Macmillan Audio.

©2025 Mike Albo (P)2025 Macmillan Audio
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Critic Reviews

"Mike Albo's audiobook reached out, grabbed me by the pearls and held me captive. Hologram Boyfriends is a life-enhancing tour-de-force of honesty and hilarity. Bravo!"—Simon Doonan, style icon, television personality, and author of The Camp 100: Glorious Flamboyance, from Louis XVI to Lil Nas X

“Mike Albo’s now a friend in my head! I’ve never before enjoyed listening to someone’s tumultuous love life so much. The six hours flew by! I cleaned my entire apartment and folded loads of laundry just so I could keep listening. Equal parts soap opera, Gay rom-com and dramedy, Hologram Boyfriends will inspire you to believe in love or have you canceling every one of your dating apps. It’s a MUST-LISTEN."—Bevy Smith, actor, TV personality, author of Bevelations: Lessons From A Mutha, Auntie, Bestie, and award-winning host of Bevelations on Sirius XM’s Radio Andy

“I've always longed to listen to Mike Albo's profound and hilarious work continuously for six hours, it just wasn't possible. Until now. Hologram Boyfriends is what an audiobook can be: gorgeously written and brilliantly performed storytelling that absorbs, inspires, and makes you pee your pants. Mike explores love the way only an older Gen X gay man can. He invites listeners to feel the shaky bridge his generation embodies between analog and digital, between being closeted until college and grappling with your privileges, between a downtown arts scene and a virtual culture market, between the shock of the global AIDS crisis and the onset of international dating apps. Hologram Boyfriends may seem to be a decades-spanning, gay rom-com quest for ‘the one.' Really, it bravely investigates one human's yearning to connect only to reveal that true love requires a tender, open heart fully in love with oneself, with life, with all of it.”—Sebene Selassie, noted meditation teacher, speaker and author of You Belong

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