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Ricardo Torralba and August Morrison don’t agree on much besides the fact that they hate each other. According to Ricardo, August is a spoiled brat who really needs to knock off the sass, once in a while. August insists that Ricardo needs a sense of humor, a good lay, or a well-placed bullet. Maybe all three.

Fortunately, the assassin’s profession is a solitary one, and they can go about their lives without getting in each other’s way.

Usually.

When a contracted hit turns out to be a setup for both of them, they narrowly escape with their lives. Now, even if they don’t like it (spoiler: They don’t), August and Ricardo have to work together if they want a shot at survival.

In between firefights and questionable interrogation methods as they hunt down their would-be killer, the cranky assassins discover that under all that mutual loathing is a spark of chemistry they can’t ignore. They want to ignore it, they probably should ignore it, but August can’t help flirting to annoy Ricardo, and Ricardo can think of at least one way to shut him up for a while.

But they need to focus, damn it, and figure out who’s gunning for them and why. Assuming they don’t kill each other first.

Hitman vs Hitman is a stand-alone, gay romantic suspense featuring two men who’d rather chew glass than fall for each other, a whole lot of inappropriate comments, and some buttons that will need resewing.

©2020 Cari Z & L.A. Witt (P)2020 Cari Z & L.A. Witt

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Michael Ferraiuolo: WOW!

What a brilliant narration given to Hitman vs Hitman. I enjoyed the e-book, August and Ricardo were fun with bite, but Michael Ferraiuolo takes them up a notch and elevates them to a whole other level. I’m champing at the bit for Cari Z and L A Witt to write another book featuring August and Ricardo and then book Ferraiuolo (stat) to narrate. He managed to capture and embrace Ricardo’s pragmatism, his quiet loyalty, definite attempts to not smile at August’s theatrical, camp side and his resignation that this is what it is... or maybe he’ll just shoot August in the face. And that snark, “b!tchy,” action, and fun were all on full display. Plus the bonus is the Hitman activities, all while frenemies to lovers is being given a nice old workout. Basically, who wants August and Ricardo dead? Could it be a rival wanting to bump up their standing on the absurdly delightful Hitman review site, Rate My Hit? Could it be the Mob? Or could it simply be the perils of the job? Check it out and enjoy the ride!

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Hugely fun action romance!

Two hitman find themselves booked for the same job and they compete for the kill until they realise they might just need to join forces. Ricardo is cool and brooding, August is urbane and chatty. This is exactly my type of m/m romance - heavier on plot with lots of thrills and action, light on the emotional stuff. The audiobook is perfect for Michael Ferraioulo’s arch and eccentric humour. If you like Alice Winter’s books, you’ll love this as much as I did!

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  • Jay B.
  • 03-12-2020

I listened to this story three times in a row

I ADORE this narrator, and this store made me laugh out loud and coo more times than I could count. I really loved this book. <3 I'm PRAYING there will be another one!

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  • Christine
  • 04-11-2020

Excellent.

Truly enjoyed this gem of a story. The plot was something unique to me, the characters personalities enjoyable, and the voice acting was perfect. Michael Ferraiuolo really brought the story to life. Highly recommend for anyone looking for snark, excitement and just a plain good listen.

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  • Marie
  • 05-11-2020

Another wonderful book

i liked this book it had it all action emotions and i love michael narration of the 2 main characters well done can't wait for the next book i hope these two get another book

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  • NC book lover
  • 16-12-2020

Amazing!

Wonderful story that’s so hysterical you’ll snort laugh your coffee. Narration is phenomenal as always with Michael Ferraiuolo’s narrations. You will not regret listening to this one.

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  • Kashonna
  • 28-02-2021

Double Trouble

2 crazy hitmen going after the same mark shouldn't be as entertaining as it. Michael doing a spoiled style hitman and a working class style hitman was great.

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  • Texan2
  • 18-01-2021

Wild Ride

Thus was a unique and wild ride! Fantastic way to start a new year. Bravo

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  • C M Silver
  • 29-01-2021

Disappointing

Nowhere in the blurb did it say this book was a lampoon of the hitman genre or I wouldn't have selected it. As both the MCs are buffoons, there was little contrast in their characters, made confusing by having one narrator voice both. Even the top narrator couldn't lift this book. I've had so may good strong thrillers by these authors with excellent characterizations, but this one was unlistenable after the first 30 mins of trite nonsense. Thank god you can return Audiobooks.

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  • Kindle Customer
  • 04-11-2020

this book is fire 🔥 😍

this book is amazing i mean I waited for it come out on audible... Michael went above and beyond for the Characters wow The writers did an amazing job .thus book has my Taken a number one in my favorite books MM... for someone looking for laugh and awww moments this is a book for you

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