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Here Be Sexist Vampires
- Deep in Your Veins Series, Book 1
- Narrated by: Justine Eyre, P.J. Ochlan
- Length: 10 hrs and 29 mins
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- Penny Ellen (book.nerd.magic)
- 11-06-2018
Intriguing
I really enjoyed listening to this book, I don’t usually listen to books as I find it easy to loose interest when it is an audio book but the narrator kept me interested the whole way through. I love the story and find Sam to be a smart mouthed, crazy badass chick. I am looking forward to the next book being released on audio.
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- Elise Burl
- 29-05-2023
A bit fan fiction
Lead character puts down and is jealous of other women, wants respect but only for herself, stereotype characters, non consensual relationships. This was not enjoyable
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- Emily
- 20-04-2019
Two voice actors that don't interact.
The voice actors switch depending on which chapter the characters POV is from. I found it odd that the voices were inconsistent and I tried to ignore it for the sake of the story.
I liked the story, though I felt it would have been more enjoyable to listen to if each voice actor kept to their character.
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- Avidchic reader
- 27-12-2018
I have read the authors books back to front
and I have to say she's improved immensely. Phoenix and mercury pack books are outstanding. and thank God you found the ever brilliant Jill Redfield.
I like Justine Eyre but the male narrator....oh pleeease don't try the English accent .
I wasn't happy with him at all.
all in all great alphas, tidy story, witty writing and great descriptive storyline. but boy ms Wright you definitely get better,!
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- Kiera Webster
- 17-03-2024
very entertaining
this book far exceeded my expectations. the narrators weren't the best but the store was surprisingly enthralling and I enjoyed the writing.
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- Kimberly
- 31-12-2023
Better than I was expecting
I enjoyed this far more than I was expecting. I’ll definitely carry on with this series. I love a female who can hold her own. The fmc is fabulous but I’m guessing the second book focuses on another couple
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- DebraP
- 28-06-2023
Bite Me Love
She’s strong in spirit and heart, don’t tell me what to do
He’s dominate, a leader, powerful, a user of women.
Them together, steamy power play
Story was good, I enjoyed the angst, humour, Her.
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- Anonymous User
- 15-06-2023
Loved it
Great book, absolutely loved it really hoping there is a second thirds and forth :) please
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- Anonymous User
- 01-03-2023
Fantastic
This book was funny / witty and a really good story line … the imagination of the writer was excellent
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- ron anker
- 01-09-2021
very good story line great listening
love it , funny ,fun, action , sexy , nothing bad to say , narrator was fantastic
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