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Here Be Sexist Vampires

By: Suzanne Wright
Narrated by: Justine Eyre, P.J. Ochlan
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Sam Parker is a vampire with a gift so strong and substantial that she is invited to partake in a test for a place in the Grand High Master Vampire's private army. She finds that not only has the army never included a woman, but it has never included a Svente vampire; a breed that is regarded by the super strong Pagori breed and the hypnotically beautiful Keja breed to be too tame and human-like.

Most refuse to take her seriously, especially a Pagori commander named Jared who she craves in spite of herself. The Grand High Master, however, sees her potential and offers her the position of Jared's co-commander to help train the newest squad in time for the impending attack on his home. Sam has to demonstrate to Jared and the squad of chauvinists why it is incredibly foolish to underestimate a wilful, temperamental, borderline-homicidal Svente female.

©2012 Suzanne Wright (P)2018 Tantor

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Intriguing

I really enjoyed listening to this book, I don’t usually listen to books as I find it easy to loose interest when it is an audio book but the narrator kept me interested the whole way through. I love the story and find Sam to be a smart mouthed, crazy badass chick. I am looking forward to the next book being released on audio.

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A bit fan fiction

Lead character puts down and is jealous of other women, wants respect but only for herself, stereotype characters, non consensual relationships. This was not enjoyable

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Two voice actors that don't interact.

The voice actors switch depending on which chapter the characters POV is from. I found it odd that the voices were inconsistent and I tried to ignore it for the sake of the story.
I liked the story, though I felt it would have been more enjoyable to listen to if each voice actor kept to their character.

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I have read the authors books back to front

and I have to say she's improved immensely. Phoenix and mercury pack books are outstanding. and thank God you found the ever brilliant Jill Redfield.
I like Justine Eyre but the male narrator....oh pleeease don't try the English accent .
I wasn't happy with him at all.
all in all great alphas, tidy story, witty writing and great descriptive storyline. but boy ms Wright you definitely get better,!
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very entertaining

this book far exceeded my expectations. the narrators weren't the best but the store was surprisingly enthralling and I enjoyed the writing.

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Better than I was expecting

I enjoyed this far more than I was expecting. I’ll definitely carry on with this series. I love a female who can hold her own. The fmc is fabulous but I’m guessing the second book focuses on another couple

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Bite Me Love

She’s strong in spirit and heart, don’t tell me what to do
He’s dominate, a leader, powerful, a user of women.
Them together, steamy power play
Story was good, I enjoyed the angst, humour, Her.

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Loved it

Great book, absolutely loved it really hoping there is a second thirds and forth :) please

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Fantastic

This book was funny / witty and a really good story line … the imagination of the writer was excellent

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very good story line great listening

love it , funny ,fun, action , sexy , nothing bad to say , narrator was fantastic

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