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Here Be Sexist Vampires
- Deep in Your Veins Series, Book 1
- Narrated by: Justine Eyre, P.J. Ochlan
- Length: 10 hrs and 29 mins
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- Penny Ellen (book.nerd.magic)
- 11-06-2018
Intriguing
I really enjoyed listening to this book, I don’t usually listen to books as I find it easy to loose interest when it is an audio book but the narrator kept me interested the whole way through. I love the story and find Sam to be a smart mouthed, crazy badass chick. I am looking forward to the next book being released on audio.
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- DebraP
- 28-06-2023
Bite Me Love
She’s strong in spirit and heart, don’t tell me what to do
He’s dominate, a leader, powerful, a user of women.
Them together, steamy power play
Story was good, I enjoyed the angst, humour, Her.
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- ron anker
- 01-09-2021
very good story line great listening
love it , funny ,fun, action , sexy , nothing bad to say , narrator was fantastic
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- Imee-B
- 14-06-2018
***HOT AS HELL***🥵
Another sizzling series from the queen of heat omg Sam is the bomb and Jared woah this two makes me fan myself 🥵🥵 the action is so fast and the heat level 🌶🌶🌶🌶🌶 scorching🌶🌶 Justine Eyre i am a huge fan thank you❤ P.J. Ochlan your voice is sexy, witty and versatile. you makes women drool haha thanks.
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- Redback209
- 19-12-2019
Average story performed well
Story was about the typical Mary Sue over powered in every way and the love interest was little more than a walking sex toy. Other than that the story was somewhere between good and ok.
The Narrators did an amazing job though, especially the English girl
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- Simone
- 23-04-2021
Please no PJ
Thank goodness Justine Eyre had the lion share of the reading, she's by far the better narrator. The story is honestly a nice bit of fluff but there's nothing terrible about it and it was a bit of fun. My biggest criticism background male characters, so often act like 13 year olds rather than grown men, and Suzanne completely forgetting about modern weapons of war. Not one gun gets a mention and I doubt that they don't exist in her little world.
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- Emily
- 20-04-2019
Two voice actors that don't interact.
The voice actors switch depending on which chapter the characters POV is from. I found it odd that the voices were inconsistent and I tried to ignore it for the sake of the story.
I liked the story, though I felt it would have been more enjoyable to listen to if each voice actor kept to their character.
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- Avidchic reader
- 27-12-2018
I have read the authors books back to front
and I have to say she's improved immensely. Phoenix and mercury pack books are outstanding. and thank God you found the ever brilliant Jill Redfield.
I like Justine Eyre but the male narrator....oh pleeease don't try the English accent .
I wasn't happy with him at all.
all in all great alphas, tidy story, witty writing and great descriptive storyline. but boy ms Wright you definitely get better,!
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- Julie
- 23-12-2018
Awful Cockney accents
So Justine Eyre does not even try to do a Cockney accent and I wish P.J.Ochlan had not tried.
Justine does a better male part that P.J does a female one.
The discrepancies between the accents and switching between the narrators detracted from the story. I prefer one narrator for the whole story.
The story is in interesting twist on the vampire genre.
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- Pamela Kermode
- 15-09-2018
Fantastic!
This story and characters made me laugh out loud. Just downloaded book number 2. I love Justine Eyre as a narrator and PJ Ochlan is just as great.
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