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Heaven Isn’t on Schedule: Elder Care for Mere Mortals

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Heaven Isn’t on Schedule: Elder Care for Mere Mortals

By: Joel Dubin
Narrated by: Joel Dubin
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My wife and I have taken care of seven elderly family members, including our parents, over the years.

We never had kids and never had to change diapers for little ones. Instead, we ended up changing diapers for big ones – our elderly parents.

We’re not elder care professionals. We learned everything on our own from working with estate lawyers, nursing homes, and then funeral directors.

We hope you will learn from our personal experience about the three pillars of elder care – legal documents, living arrangements and eternity planning.

We’ve had our challenges – the caregiver who ran an escort service, the parent who signed her will on her deathbed, dealing with dementia and belligerent behavior and then, once, arranging two funerals two weeks apart.

You will learn in this little guide the importance of planning for old age for your family and yourself.

Enjoy your life but be prepared for the inevitable.

Heaven isn’t on schedule.

The PDF with the elder care checklists from the print edition is available for download from my website at dysfunctionalcompany.com.

PLEASE NOTE: When you purchase this title, the accompanying PDF will be available in your Audible Library along with the audio.

©2026 Joel Dubin (P)2026 Joel Dubin
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