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  • Gone in 30 Seconds

  • A Dad's Guide to Stealing "Me Time"
  • By: Jason Banks
  • Narrated by: Brad Derry
  • Length: 1 hr and 35 mins

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Gone in 30 Seconds

By: Jason Banks
Narrated by: Brad Derry
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Publisher's Summary

Meet the parenting guide that promises NOT to make you a better parent. Dive into Gone in 30 Seconds and navigate the treacherous waters of fatherhood, where every dad is just one sticky hand away from a meltdown (and we're not talking about the kids). Author Jason Banks, a self-proclaimed master of dad-dodging, serves up a hearty helping of humor, teaching fathers everywhere the art of sneaking in a little "me time", even if it’s in the most unexpected of places.

Discover:

  • Why the bathroom is your new best friend (Hint: It's not for the reasons you think).
  • How to turn child's play into "stay-away-from-dad" play.
  • Secret stashes, silent nights, and other tales from the dad-side.

Whether you're a dad looking for camaraderie, a partner seeking to understand the peculiar antics of fatherhood, or just someone who loves a good belly laugh, this book has got you covered. Warning: May induce uncontrollable laughter, spit-takes, and the occasional snort.

Reclaim your throne (Yes, that one in the bathroom). Dive into a world where dad jokes meet real-life anecdotes and every minute promises a chuckle. Because let's face it—dads need a break, too. Even if it's just for 30 seconds.

©2022 Jason Banks (P)2023 Jason Banks

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