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Fortunately, the Milk

Narrated by: Neil Gaiman
Length: 58 mins
4.8 out of 5 stars (22 ratings)

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Publisher's Summary

"I bought the milk," said my father. "I walked out of the corner shop, and heard a noise like this: t h u m m t h u m m. I looked up and saw a huge silver disc hovering in the air above Marshall Road."

"Hullo," I said to myself. "That's not something you see every day. And then something odd happened."

Find out just how odd things get in this hilarious New York Times best-selling story of time travel and breakfast cereal, expertly told by Newbery Medalist and best-selling author Neil Gaiman.

©2013 Neil Gaiman (P)2014 Audible Inc.

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  • Amy
  • 27-06-2020

Pitched to all.

As a 27 year old woman, I have never enjoyed bath time more than with a candle, bath salts and 'Fortunately The Milk' playing in the background. Truly how I pictured the ideal adult lifestyle.

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  • Sveindís Ýr Sveinsdóttir
  • 31-03-2020

loved it

loved it! neil gaiman's voice is always wonderful to listen to and its a fun little story

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  • Awen
  • 04-05-2016

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I liked this book, Fortunetly the milk, because it was out of the ordinary and it had quote a few things that at 10 you would find too childish but this book is good for 4+ because it uses easy vocabulary (sometimes) but makeS you think it is hard. Adults can read/listen T O it because it is a fantastically written book. it makes you fee l as though it really is happening to you, Neil Gaiman sets the scene beautifully, he creates the atmosphere well and he also pints a picture in your mind with his well chosen words. This story is a fantasy story with snippets from adventure. Everyone will enjoy Neil Gaimans book, Fortunetlyvthe milk.

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  • noura_uk
  • 24-08-2017

Hugely entertaining!

A very funny adventure story for all the family. I can see this will be a favourite for long car journeys.

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  • Suzanne Bushby
  • 10-08-2020

Great Gaiman!

loved the narration by Neil Gaiman. Bit long winded but great nonetheless! Enjoyed by daughter aged almost 6

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  • Alan Cunnane
  • 30-07-2017

loved it!!!!!!!!!!<br />didn't want to stop listening<br /><br />

Loved it! didn't want the phone to suddenly stop playing this fantastic audible audio book!

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  • Lisa Morin
  • 09-04-2016

Genuinly wonderful!

A fabulous performance of a fantastic kids book. We have listened many times over, and love it every time!

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  • Paul Snook
  • 05-12-2015

Fortunately, I enjoyed

A simple yet well-crafted tale of the sort of adventure that a father would make up for his children. Which, of course, is the whole point of this. Short but thoroughly enjoyable, and read by the author himself who reads it as he intends it to sound. I may be a middle-aged chap but I loved it.

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  • Claudine Debice
  • 17-05-2018

Loved it

This book is probably the most important purchase I've made on Audible i loved it