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F##k It, It’s Christmas

A funny and relatable read - the perfect Christmas gift for women who just want five minutes of peace this festive season

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F##k It, It’s Christmas

By: Holly Atwood
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Does the mere thought of another year of Elf on the Shelf bring you out in hives? Join the club. It’s time to say F##k It to the "perfect" Christmas . . .

It’s the most wonderful time of the year . . . until your kids believe in Santa a little too literally, the elf on the shelf starts a war with your garden gnomes, and your passive-aggressive sister-in-law arrives with a pre-prepped cranberry compote and an air of effortless superiority.

Meet Laurie: a mother of two who is at the end of her rope. She’s struggling to live up to the festive standards of her social circle when all she really wants for Christmas is five minutes of peace.

With a disastrously bad family Christmas already brewing, Laurie must make a decision that will define their entire holiday.

Should she double down on her festive cheer and try to save the day? Or finally burn the Pinterest board and lean into the glorious f##king chaos that makes it truly magical.

A laugh-out-loud novel for every woman who knows that an imperfect Christmas is the only kind worth having . . . perfect for fans of Motherland, The F##k It List and Why Mummy Drinks at Christmas.

Family Life Genre Fiction Literature & Fiction Women's Fiction
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