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Publisher's Summary

The new children’s book from number one best-selling author David Walliams - a deliciously daft Tall Story of a child who had everything but still wanted more. 

Meet the Meeks!

Myrtle Meek has everything she could possibly want. But everything isn’t enough. She wants more, more, MORE! When Myrtle declares she wants a FING, there’s only one problem.... What is a FING?

Mr and Mrs Meek will do anything to keep their darling daughter happy, even visit the spooky library vaults to delve into the dusty pages of the mysterious Monsterpedia. Their desperate quest leads to the depths of the jungliest jungle where the rarest creatures can be found. But will they ever find a FING?

An explosively funny, totally surreal Tall Story about two perfectly nice parents and their unbelievably monstrous daughter from the phenomenal best-selling author David Walliams.

©2019 David Walliams (P)2019 HarperCollins Publishers Limited

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I love it!!! ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

Mrytle Meek is so spoilt
It was beautifully narrated and written.
MORE,MORE,MORE,MORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Such a fun Audio Book

We loved the Narrators it was such a great story Millie loved listening to it

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Amazing

David Williams is the best author yet. All his books have adventure excitement and curiosity. In my opinion David Williams is the best author I could ever ask for.

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I don’t recommend it

I usually love David Walliams but this wasn’t as good as the others it didn’t make me wanna listen on like the others did I do recommend the other books of his but not this Fing was quite boring to me he is a great other but I believe she can do much better if you like David Walliams though I do recommend “the secret garden” it is a great book and good for... 9 year old girls that like footy like me I know this is a weird review but out of David Walliams books I recommend the midnight gang or demon dentist those were to great books

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  • Anonymous User
  • 20-03-2020

Gross!

This was a major disappointment. I regret buying it. I have lived some of the others by Walliams, but this one was not something I wanted to listen to with my daughter.

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  • JIMMY JOHN JACKSON
  • 06-10-2019

Not great

Not a great book I'd spend my money on demon dentist or ice monster or something like that over this book

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  • Mrs LJ Flower
  • 02-03-2020

Not my favourite

I did like this story because it was funny and made me laugh, but it wasn’t really my type of story. I liked some of his other books more than this. Mia age 9

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  • Meg
  • 11-06-2020

as always fabulous

my children love all his books reading or listening 🥰😍🥰😍 we are completely hooked thank you for getting my children keen to read/listen.

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  • Dominika
  • 01-06-2020

My kids don’t like it

My 9 yrs old and 7 yrs old couldn’t go through first chapter. They were surprised how mean the girl was and that nobody reacted to her behavior. I was surprised that they didn’t find it funny, but simply were upset. We didn’t enjoy thsi book.

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  • Moorsie
  • 02-03-2020

Brilliant

I love this book. READ IT! It’s brilliant! It is so funny. One of his best.

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  • L. P. James
  • 23-08-2019

I would give it 4.5

Nothing can be perfect but I would definitely get this audio book because I really enjoyed this

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  • Vania
  • 10-04-2020

5* Given by my son, 6 years old :)

my son loved it, great narration, lots of sounds different character voiced and funny things

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  • Scott Dawson
  • 13-03-2020

Captivating

This wonderfully told book captivated my 5 year old son from start til end. Certainly recommended.

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  • Jacqui Wilkinson
  • 14-09-2019

I love Fing

This is a brilliant story, I listen to it every day, and fing really can grow

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  • Lisa Beresford
  • 06-08-2020

A silly book from the world's best author

Very funny an alphabet of stuff!! I especially loved that I grab on to my mum's finger and sing, oh oh the fing has got your finger, the fing has got your finger dinger linger hinger oh oh oh, that was what I sang when fing grabbed on to Mr Meeks finger. Incorrect spelling for thing pfffffft. Are these real creatures? I think he made the creatures, the monsterpedia and the deepest darkest jungliest jungle up. How dare me!!🤣😏🙉💩 Now he will kill me! Please, no you are the best author ever!!


By a nearly 9 year old girl

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  • Haks
  • 19-06-2020

yeesss yeeeèessss

yaaaaaaasssss yes yes yes as good a book as good a book as it can be

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