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Fing

By: David Walliams, Morgana Robinson
Narrated by: Sophie Thompson, Adjoa Andoh, Nitin Ganatra, Stephen Mangan
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The jaw-achingly funny children’s book from No. 1 bestselling author David Walliams – a deliciously daft Tall Story of a child who had everything, but still wanted more.

Meet the Meeks!

Myrtle Meek has everything she could possibly want. But everything isn’t enough. She wants more, more, MORE! When Myrtle declares she wants a FING, there’s only one problem… What is a FING?

Mr and Mrs Meek will do anything to keep their darling daughter happy, even visit the spooky library vaults to delve into the dusty pages of the mysterious Monsterpedia. Their desperate quest leads to the depths of the jungliest jungle where the rarest creatures can be found. But will they ever find a FING?

An explosively funny, totally surreal Tall Story about two perfectly nice parents and their unbelievably monstrous daughter from the phenomenal bestselling author David Walliams.

©2019 David Walliams (P)2019 HarperCollins Publishers Limited Action & Adventure Fiction Growing Up Growing Up & Facts of Life Humourous Fiction Literature & Fiction Monsters Scary Stories Scary Funny
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I absolutely love this book. It was so entertaining. My name is not Myrtle, but I just have to demand more of these books! But I do think that he should have put a little bit more "Raj" in the book. Other than that, it was one of my favourite David Walliams books I have ever read or listened to!

Amazing!

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This is awesome 😎 and I really want him to do a sequel to this wow
#WALLIAMSLOVER

🤩🤩🤩 this is awesome

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Amazing story. Includes humor and shares many laughs. Written in a most spectacular way. David Walliams is an amazing author. Would strongly recommend.

Amazing

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David Williams is the best author yet. All his books have adventure excitement and curiosity. In my opinion David Williams is the best author I could ever ask for.

Amazing

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Mrytle Meek is so spoilt
It was beautifully narrated and written.
MORE,MORE,MORE,MORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I love it!!! ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Lovely Story And Plot! I Feel Like It Could Of Been Better thought. But Still Would Recommended!

amazing!

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👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌 I love it so much I love it so so so so so so much! Bye! Hehe.

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We loved the Narrators it was such a great story Millie loved listening to it

Such a fun Audio Book

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A great book for children is simple yet wonderfully funny
I really enjoyed it and the voices were awesome!😄😄😁😁

Amazing!

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It’s funnier than I thought. I was bored because i didn’t know what to listen to then I saw FING. I knew it was funny but it’s even funnier than I expected.

The best

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