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You Wouldn't Be Dead for Quids
- Narrated by: Dino Marnika
- Length: 8 hrs and 49 mins
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- GLENN
- 09-11-2015
great listening
loved it from start to finish
awesome narrator. must listen to more of les norton.
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- Sharks463
- 05-01-2023
Driving book.
Great time for the hours spent in the car on our trip to Melbourne. Thanks.
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- Anonymous User
- 22-09-2019
Not sure I should have gone back
These books were great as a teenager in the 90's. Unfortunately they haven't aged well. Sexism, racism, unnecessary violence, and downright bad writing shine through. I feel for the narrator having to read these out loud.
There are still a few chuckles hidden here and there, but I don't think it was worth cringing through the rest to get to them.
Sorry Bobbie, I used to love these books.
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- Anonymous User
- 14-05-2017
Brilliant!
Really enjoyed the first book in this series! Hanging to hear the rest :) Mr Wobbly
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- Anonymous User
- 15-05-2020
Classic Aussie Tale
Robert G Barrett can RIP knowing that he wrote an aussie classic that had me on the floor pissing myself laughing looking forward to the next classic.
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- Anonymous User
- 30-08-2023
one of the best books ever
this has got to be the best book that i have ever read. awesome
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- Kiri Jackson
- 31-07-2019
A bloody good read! Get into it.
Great Aussie larrikin literature - superbly written and narrated. I haven’t laughed out loud over a book in ages. Fair dinkum.
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- Anonymous User
- 13-05-2019
bloody brilliant
this book is so funny I was laughing the whole time would recommend to my mates
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- Anonymous User
- 09-02-2021
Les Norton
Loved it. Great storyline. Funny. Well read by narrator. You wouldn't be dead for quids.😁
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- elizabeth
- 10-04-2017
A very funny listen!!
Would you recommend this audiobook to a friend? If so, why?
Yes - Great aussie read - Every adventure has a charaacter that reminds you of someone.
What other book might you compare You Wouldn't Be Dead for Quids to, and why?
None
Have you listened to any of Dino Marnika’s other performances? How does this one compare?
First experience
Did you have an emotional reaction to this book? Did it make you laugh or cry?
Laughed so much
Any additional comments?
Thankyou Robbert G BArrett
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