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  • The Kiss Quotient

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  • By: Helen Hoang
  • Narrated by: Carly Robins
  • Length: 9 hrs and 36 mins
  • 4.2 out of 5 stars (238 ratings)

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The Kiss Quotient

By: Helen Hoang
Narrated by: Carly Robins
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A cosmopolitan title to get excited about in 2018!

Stella Lane thinks math is the only thing that unites the universe. She comes up with algorithms to predict customer purchases - a job that has given her more money than she knows what to do with as well as way less experience in the dating department than the average 30-year-old. It doesn't help that she has Asperger's and that French kissing reminds her of a shark getting its teeth cleaned by pilot fish. She decides that she needs lots of practice - with a professional - which is why she hires escort Michael Phan.

The Vietnamese-Swedish stunner can't afford to turn down Stella's offer, and he agrees to help her check off all the boxes on her lesson plan - from foreplay to more-than-missionary position... Before long, Stella not only learns to appreciate his kisses but also to crave all of the other things he's making her feel. Their no-nonsense partnership starts making a strange kind of sense. And the pattern that emerges convinces Stella that love is the best kind of logic...

©2018 Helen Hoang (P)2018 Dreamscape Media, LLC

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Very contrived

No idea why this book has such high ratings. I thought it was a load of garbage. The premise seems quite unbelievable and the relationship between the main characters is quite unreal.
Don’t bother

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Terribly disappointed

I am perplexed this rated so highly by so many people. The story is farfetched, and the ending way too clean and convenient. The use of Autism as a plot device was poorly utilised, and clearly very overused. I finished the book in the hope I would learn the reason behind the hype, but alas, I was sorely disappointed.

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  • Kay
  • 10-05-2019

Narration was amazing.

Until the characters started having sex I was spellbound. Then I needed to skip nearly whole chapters of boring sex to get back to a decent story. Sorry, it was just too much, detail by detail, sex. If its going to be a sweet love story with the bite of quirkiness that made it interesting, then leave it sweetish please. Sex is ok in small doses where it is integral to the story. Those other novels that have lots of steamy sex throughout several chapters have sexual tension and perhaps conflict between the characters to get you there with the characters. Otherwise you feel like you are just watching...eeww.

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Bored

The book was a cliche- obvious and predictable.
The characters lacked any depth. Possibly if you are a teenager you may enjoy the sex scenes but they were really boring and I wanted to get on to the story which never seemed to happen. I returned the book 1/4 if he way through.

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  • J
  • 28-08-2021

Great

I enjoy this book a lot, slow burn romance book, would highly recommend this book.

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Cute and Sweet

A perfect little romcom that doesn't require critical thinking skills. I devoured this book 🥰

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I was hesitant but I'm glad I read it

I was very hesitant to read this, just wasn't keen on part of the premise. but I ended up really enjoying it.
as a neurodivergent woman I loved the MCs representation of her "differences".
and love Carly Robins! great narrator!

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Hilarious, predictable plots, cute, and enjoyable

This book made me cry from laughing and some touching moments. It's a guilty pleasure for me. Quite accurate portrait of a typical Vietnamese family with their food and culture, but I don't think they got the autistic characteristics right. But I enjoy the book overall

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cute af

super cute. not to spicey. following both characters gives incinte into the how they problem solve.

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Pretty poor.

A really simplistic and clichéd narrative. I'm not sure how adequate the represenation of a person on the Autism spectrum is. It comes across as if the author did the minimum amount of research required for it and includes this woman as a mere plot gimick. Some of the dialogue between two romantic leads is quite cute.

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