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  • By: Stephen Fry
  • Narrated by: Stephen Fry
  • Length: 9 hrs and 1 min
  • 4.4 out of 5 stars (113 ratings)

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The Hippopotamus

By: Stephen Fry
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Publisher's Summary

Ted Wallace is an old, sour, womanising, cantankerous, whisky-sodden beast of a failed poet and drama critic, but he has his faults too. Fired from his newspaper, months behind on his alimony payments, and disgusted with a world that undervalues him, Ted seeks a few months repose and free drink at Swafford Hall, the country mansion of his old friend Lord Logan.

But strange things have been going on at Swafford. Miracles. Healings. Phenomena beyond the comprehension of a mud-caked hippopotamus like Ted....

©1994 Stephen Fry (P)1994 Random House Audio

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Well read but I didn't like the story

The narration was great but the story was disturbing and I didn't especially enjoy it.

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Mastery

What a wonderful book. It’s old school in so many ways, not the least of which is Fry’s breathtaking command of the language. He displays a great knowledge of human behaviour, portrayed via a blistering snobbery tempered by the protagonist’s self-deprecation. It’s so rare to enjoy such talent and the cherry on the cake is the joy of listening to his voice. If you love traditional high literature, this is it, dragged laughing and puking into the modern age. I’m in awe.

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What a Gem!

I had initially been put off by the repugnance of our protagonist way too much too bear in the initial chapters. However I am so glad I made the effort to persevere as I was rewarded by a listen of great merit and enjoyment. This is both a romp of a book and a wonderful 'who-dun-it' without a murder. Very clever writing by Mr Fry. The narration is also top shelf. I had to look twice to make sure it was actually the well known author and actor at first such was the cleverness of the voicing in gravelly tones of his old curmudgeon. An absolute master-class in audio narration and such a joy to listen to. Worth every moment.

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Love it

Very well written, smart, witty & I love Teds character!!! Do not be put off by previous prudish reviews. It’s funny / smart and entertaining.

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Normally happy to listen to Stephen read a menu!
Found this to be purely a rambling, indulgent diatribe
On the snooty and crass of English society.

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Masterful

Really enjoyed this from Stephen Fry. It had a bit of everything, it was laugh out loud funny, intelligent, had subtle warmth, a bit outrageous and brilliantly presented as always. Loved the twist on the classic manor-house mystery plot as well as it felt fresh and easy to engage with.

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nonsense

book with no story line and complete nonsense!!!
waste of time and gave up on it half way

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Struggled to get into it

I normally love everything Stephen Fry does, but really struggled with this one. Maybe it’s too much British wit for me, shame because I really wanted to get into it.

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Quirky, witty and fun...and very naughty!

Stephen Fry had me laughing out loud whilst pondering where the story was headed. Quintessentially British humour at its best!

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Loved it

A bit confronted at the beginning by where I thought it was going but persisted, put my trust in Mr Fry and thoroughly enjoyed it

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