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Fat, Fifty, and Fxxxed!

A Fast & Furious Novel

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Fat, Fifty, and Fxxxed!

By: Geoffrey McGeachin
Narrated by: Peter Hosking
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Summary

 Martin Carter is having a crook day. His home life's a misery, he's been retrenched by the bank, and everyone's forgotten his birthday. But a million-dollar payroll, a pistol, and a split-second decision change everything. Hurtling north on a motorcycle with the intriguing Faith, Martin encounters a mysterious hit-man, a new-age bike gang, a reclusive media mogul, and the booby-trapped mountain hideout of an old schoolmate. With Faith's help he learns about love again, along with some bitter truths about instant coffee, brown suede shoes, and the legendary Great Aussie Truck-stop Breakfast.©2004 Geoffrey McGeachin (P)2005 Bolinda Publishing Pty Ltd. Contemporary Fiction Genre Fiction

Editorial reviews

Geoffrey McGeachin didn't publish his first novel until 2004, but since the award-winning debut of Fat, Fifty, and F***ed!, McGeachin has made up for lost time, writing two complete series in the wake of his initial success. The author is like the Australian version of Carl Hiaasen, populating his novels with wit, humor, and (often) criminal action.

Actor Peter Hosking has performed more than 100 audiobooks over the course of several decades. He brings his expert pacing and agility to this winner of the inaugural Australian Popular Fiction Competition. The performance is above all entertaining, taking emotionally defeated protagonist Martin Carter from 0 to 60 in a matter of seconds.
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"A very satisfying adventure/romantic comedy with an undercurrent of impending danger....An effortlessly entertaining story that will have you itching to hit the open road yourself." (Australian Crime Fiction Database)
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Just loved this book written with a great gripping storyline and the most hilarious story well told. 👍👍

Best Laugh and story ever

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Written and told in a way that makes you see each scene, love and/or hate each character and should be made into a movie.

Would make the next great Aussie movie!!

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wild ride with enough twists and turns to keep me turning the page (metaphorically speaking). loved the aussie references. 'once those cops leave there wont be a chilko roll left for twenty miles'.

Loved it!

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loved it.. full of twists and turns, with a aspect of realism. will download more of Geoffreys books

very entertaining

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Fun story. Not dissing the narrator however some books cannot translate in someone elses voice. There are a lot of one liners that just do not come across right.

All up, I got into it and enjoyed the characters.

Fun adventure

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