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Evolution Can't be True Because I Don't Like Bananas

By: Percyvelle Pennington III
Narrated by: Dan Absalonson
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Here again, I will be gracing another major subject with my irreproachable wisdom and my brain-flipping intelligence, in this audiobook. I doubt that there is a single evolutionist who can match wits with me because I am a student of life and of nature. My own self-administered studies are far greater than those that can be offered by universities and schools (not to degrade the importance of them for most people) or by attaining educational degrees and credentials (also very important for the right people).

I need none of these things personally because I have already attained an education on my own, that far exceeds those that would provide me an officially-recognized expertize on any of the subjects I address. No, it is rather my own students - those who follow my written dissertations and teachings, who supply me with the credentials of an expert. Now here we go, into those golden gates of my chapters, which will forever change your brain for the better.

You will in fact become 'brain-flipped,' so brace yourself and delve into my words of infallible wisdom! I hereby grant you permission to proceed!

©2013 James M. Lowrance (P)2014 James M. Lowrance

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