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Don't Tell Mum I Work on the Rigs

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Length: 4 hrs and 11 mins
4.5 out of 5 stars (76 ratings)
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Publisher's Summary

Strap yourself in for an exhilarating, crazed, sometimes terrifying, usually bloody funny ride through one man's adventures in the oil trade.

Best seller in Australia with extensive media coverage.

A 'take no prisoners' approach to life has seen Paul Carter heading to some of the world's most remote, wild and dangerous places as a contractor in the oil business. Amazingly, he's survived (so far) to tell these stories from the edge of civilization, and reason. Taking postings in some of the world's wildest and most remote regions, not to mention some of the roughest oil rigs on the planet, Paul has worked, gotten into trouble and been given serious talkings to in locations as far-flung as the North Sea, Middle East, Borneo and Tunisia, as exotic as Sumatera, Vietnam and Thailand, and as flat out dangerous as Columbia, Nigeria and Russia, with some of the maddest, baddest and strangest people you could ever hope not to meet.

©2007 Paul Carter (P)2007 Bolinda Publishing

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Good for a laugh.

What made the experience of listening to Don't Tell Mum I Work on the Rigs the most enjoyable?

All the stories are either crazy or funny its a short read but glade i read it.

What did you like best about this story?

they were all good

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Riveting stories

I enjoyed voice of the author and narrator, Paul Carter. Stories from rigs are incredible and I felt that I was there too.

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Dissapointing

Couldnt finish it. Narrated so fast i was exhausted after the first chapter. No gaps in between sentences and the topics changed without a pause in breath. Very difficult to follow and not an enjoyable listen. Book was better.

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Awesome

The way Paul tells his autobiography is gold! He has me laughing out loud at his stories. Its a great listen and am looking forward to listening to his follow up book.

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The whole book was disappointing

The author knows very little about the oil industry and it is an uninteresting read

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Poor use of time

That’s about 20 minutes of life I won’t get back .
Both books I have of his start with the same story

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Thoroughly enjoyed this book.

Really funny and interesting stories written by Paul. Some absolutely brutal others laugh out loud hilarious such varied and fascinating life on and off the rigs. Even if you’ve never worked on a rig which I haven’t this book is highly enjoyable.

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fantastic!

loved it, very amusing. paul is a great writer and has lived a very interesting life!

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I blew my monkey up with a coconut

Very funny, I worked on rigs for years and had heard about this book it's a classic

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Great story and quite funny!

This book is a great insight into what I imagine it would be like working on a rig. Very real and frank in his description of the locations he has worked, which makes it quite funny and very entertaining.

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  • Phil
  • 21-09-2011

Carter is the man!

One of the funniest books I have read in ages. Was listening whilst driving in my car and at one stage literally had to pull over cause I was laughing so hard!

Great life Paully! Loved the Migget on the velcro wall story, awesome!

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  • ian
  • 25-08-2010

laugh until it hurt

Very funny book, really easy to listen too. I recommend. Worth taking the time to listen to this.

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  • maxwell
  • 02-08-2010

frank and informative

It got better towards the latter part. Some good descriptions of the industry culture and remote parts of the world. Also quite entertaining

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  • The Zombie Specialist
  • 02-09-2013

Laughed so hard I wet myself!

What made the experience of listening to Don't Tell Mum I Work on the Rigs the most enjoyable?

The natural manner in telling the story. The stories themselves are GOLD!

What other book might you compare Don't Tell Mum I Work on the Rigs to and why?

None can compare!

What does the narrator bring to the story that you wouldn’t experience if you just read the book?

The author is the narrator so it really is like being at a party listening to his story!

Was there a moment in the book that particularly moved you?

Moved me to laughter, and a change of undies from wetting myself!

Any additional comments?

Just wish the book was longer

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  • Angela
  • 03-06-2012

Funniest book ever!

This book is hilarious. My mum had heard Paul Carter read exerpts of this book live and had said how good he was. I thought "yeah, yeah", but she was right. I had people looking at me strangely on the train because I kept laughing out loud. Not only is the book itself very well written with really funny with stories most people couldn't even make up, Paul is an excellent reader and puts on voices and accents to portray the characters and does this really well. Because he wrote it, he reads it with a familiarity that makes the story flow and sound like he's telling you his latest escapades over a beer. Seriously recommend this book.

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  • Kindle Customer
  • 18-04-2012

Very intersting .I enjoyed it .

Would you listen to Don't Tell Mum I Work on the Rigs again? Why?

A good read .

What other book might you compare Don't Tell Mum I Work on the Rigs to and why?

I don't know .

Which scene was your favorite?

Please .

Was there a moment in the book that particularly moved you?

All .

Any additional comments?

Hope he writeas some more .

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  • Artem
  • 06-04-2012

Interesting, funny and oddly inspiring.

What made the experience of listening to Don't Tell Mum I Work on the Rigs the most enjoyable?

It's narrated by the author, so you feel like you're listening to a real and personal story. Feels like you're sitting in a bar, listening to an old friend that you haven't seen in years.

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Stories are loosely connected and, at times, you can lose the thread of the narration. Still, absolutely worth a listen!

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  • Amazon Customer
  • 02-04-2012

Great story

If you could sum up Don't Tell Mum I Work on the Rigs in three words, what would they be?

Mad international adventure.

Any additional comments?

It is a pitty that the author has to use the F word to add emphasis.

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  • shanny
  • 14-03-2012

Real funny

If you could sum up Don't Tell Mum I Work on the Rigs in three words, what would they be?

down to earth

What was one of the most memorable moments of Don't Tell Mum I Work on the Rigs?

there were to many!

Was there a moment in the book that particularly moved you?

the monkey the adopted

Any additional comments?

this is brilliant book! I was laughing out loud so much that my husband think I was crazy!

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  • Anniebligh
  • 11-03-2012

He probably also did play piano in a Whore House,

Well he isn't telling everything is he? Regardless of some graphic accounts, a person just knows there is understatement. So I enjoyed Paul reading his own story. The voice tells you when a question could lead into another story. And some could not go into print.You know that too. And at times a real smile is in the voice.
And yes one does understand that a pet spider could indicate it is time to be evacuated, and enjoy the story of a monkey deliberately locking his friend in the loo. There is enough bloke chatter about bottoms and mishaps for a listener to draw their breath and then 'yes' laugh.
I liked the stories and the way they were told.

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  • mr
  • 26-02-2013

Don't tell mum I work on the rigs

Great book well worth the listen or read, fun personnel journey of a guy living his life on and around oil rigs... Thanks for making me laugh

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  • MR DAVID NICOLL
  • 21-03-2018

Funny and informative

A roller coaster ride through many countries. Some cringeworthy moments and lots of hilarious incidents.

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  • David
  • 13-03-2015

Very enjoyable but felt rushed

Didn't like the way it was narrated. I like that Paul narrated it but it just felt like he was speaking fast and rushing it through the whole thing. But very enjoyable none the less.