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Don't Eat the Sandwiches!

By: Howard G. Awbery
Narrated by: Colette Redgrave
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Don’t Eat the Sandwiches! is a story set in 1975, of two cousins in their mid-thirties whose lives bounce back together.

Despite Joanne, an accountant by profession, vowing never, ever to go on holiday again with “Let’s drink Malaga dry!” Veronica, she hears the announcement, “Ladies and gentlemen, please fasten your seat belts, we will shortly be landing at Costa del Sol airport.”

Returning from their holiday peeling and poor, they hatch a late night, gin and paella-fuelled, plan.

©2019 Howard G. Awbery (P)2022 Howard G. Awbery

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