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Publisher's Summary

Women love men with a sense of humor. The life of the party is the man who cracks the right word at the right moment. The problem is: Where are the good lines when you need them?

They are here. The best one-liners to show off in public and in private:

  • Dirty jokes
  • Sexy jokes
  • Witticisms
  • Funny quotes
  • Riddles
  • Wisecracks
  • Feminist jokes
  • Love jokes
  • Sexist jokes
  • Bad jokes
  • Funny proverbs

All the one-liners are related to sex, women, and love relationships--the lines to which everybody wants to listen. Take the lines you'll need to become the life of the party.

Dating will never be the same.

At parties everybody will flock around, eager not to miss your lines.

©2014 Lázaro Droznes (P)2015 Lázaro Droznes

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  • Ray Johnson
  • 28-02-2018

Lotsa One Liners

This is a short, but fun bit of quick snips, punch lines, and one liners. They are not meant for kids, but you will find them to be good jokes. This is a lot like if Jackie the Joke Man Martling was standing in front of you rattling off a bunch of jokes machine gun style.

Cliniger does his best to tell the jokes clearly and he is easy to understand.

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  • Danielle Clementi
  • 22-06-2015

What a waste of time

This was absolutely the worst audiobook I have ever purchased I think the narrator was actually embarrassed that he took on the job of n
Nah reading this book if this is a joke I'm still waiting for the punchline

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  • Anonymous User
  • 22-05-2018

Cute and funny audiobook!

I found this jokes in here to be quite funny. You can't find many joke audiobooks, but this one is the best one so far. I have already used some these jokes in my everyday life. Thanks for the laughs!

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  • peggy
  • 13-09-2017

These jokes had me rolling on the floor!

There's really not very many joke audiobooks out there on the market that deliver like this one. This book had tons of jokes that I now use when I go out or have friends over. Every joke in this book has made someone I know laugh. Thanks for this mood lifting book!

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  • Anonymous User
  • 27-07-2017

Refund PLEASE

NEVER purchase a book without reviewing it.
This is a shocker, monotone bad and negative one liners.
2 words Rip Off

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  • Ntussia
  • 31-01-2017

So funny, thanks for this great laugh today!

What made the experience of listening to Dirty. Shorty. Funny. Sexy. Witty. One liner jokes the most enjoyable?

It made me laugh so hard on the way to work! I'm so glad these books exist!

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  • Suffolkchief
  • 02-04-2015

Don't bother

The jokes are poor and often repeated. The delivery is flat and frankly boring.
Don't waste your time or money on this.