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Decomposing Head

Frighteningly Funny Tales That Will Rot Your Brain
Narrated by: Mr. Creepy Pasta
Length: 2 hrs and 37 mins
5 out of 5 stars (2 ratings)

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Publisher's Summary

Here you have found a book so foul, so repulsive, so horrifying...that you will undoubtedly find yourself running to the nearest bathroom in an effort to both relieve your bowels and scrub your hands clean of their putrid filth. Though these attempts will be in vain - just as the authors of this demented book of short stories have planned. I speak of none other than the intolerable Mr. Vincent V. Cava and his dimwitted pen pal, S. R. Tooms (the pair oftentimes billed simply as hideous and handsome). They have finally released this humorous collection of terrifying tales, despite the bitter public outcry that demanded these pages never see the light of day...and perhaps for good reason.

Inside this tome you will hear such stories as the much talked about "Gas Station Bathroom", which has been known to cause many travelers to rethink their next rest stop pullover.

The psychological masterpiece in "The Horror of Knowing" will never allow you to gaze upon your friends in the same light again.

"A Favor for a Favor" depicts an unparalleled moralistic look at the true nature of mankind - complete with an exquisitely satisfying finish that will have you shaking your head with sinister disbelief.

These are but a few of the many finely crafted tales lurking within this haunted collection. To those of you with a few screws loose in the noggin or those with a twisted smile (and crooked tooth or two), I bid you enter this haven of horror....

©2014 Vincent V. Cava and S.R. Tooms (P)2014 Vincent V. Cava and S.R. Tooms

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  • DHD
  • 01-01-2016

amazing

Love, love, love everything about this audio book!! Mr. Creepy Pasta U Rock!!!! He truly make stories come alive.

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  • David Flores
  • 03-02-2016

Very Entertaining Stories & Narrator

Quite a fun story & well read! I finished it in 1 setting, and I didn't plan to!

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  • Merrick Stormbringer
  • 06-03-2019

I’m biased as I love all of these guys’ work.

My review is biased as I have been a fan of Mr Creepy Pasta, V. V. Cava and S. R. Tooms for quite some time.

What can I say, it’s MrCreepyPasta at his best. The selected shorts, many of which I’ve previously enjoyed, are a wonderful addition to my Audible library. As always, the story selection is sublime, the music and sound effect selections are never over the top added to the listening experience. I hope there’s more

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  • Amazon Customer
  • 24-12-2017

FANTASTIC

Great book with dark humour, made me chuckle, highly recomend this if your taste is a little darker

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  • Axl Leon
  • 21-02-2017

Great bite-sized spooky stories

Definitely some original ideas showed in this book, a couple that made my skin crawl.
As far as narration, if you've ever heard a Mr Creepypasta video, you know what to expect. I personally enjoy his pace and the voices que makes for different characters; helps me follow who is who.

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  • Zakry
  • 10-03-2016

Epic

Loved it to dead

Wish more narrators would use this much love in there story telling

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  • smichels62
  • 14-01-2020

Hilarious Horrors

This is a fantastic book. I read the Kindle version of it some time ago through Kindle Unlimited. I meant to actually purchase it but forgot to do so and now it no longer appears to be available. But the Audible version is just as good if not better since it is read by Mr. CreepyPasta. His voice is fantastic. I listened to volumes 1 and 2 of Tales From The Gas Station which he does a great job reading as well and I intend to find everything he has done on here. Yeah, I know, some of these stories are on his YouTube channel but he’s just that good. Cava and Tooms are also great writers. They both have a unique and macabre sense of humor which I thoroughly enjoy. You’ll be listening to a stoy expecting it to end one way only for it to end another. Sometimes it turns out that the story isn’t at all about what you thought it was. They’re also quite willing to go for the gross out which typically makes you laugh all that much more. You definitely have to check this one out!

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  • Anonymous User
  • 12-01-2020

overall- LOVED IT!

love it! loved the story and absolutely love the narrator! can't wait to hear more!

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  • ham.103
  • 15-08-2019

Not bad

This is pretty hit and miss, but I must say I LOVED the last story. The performance improved through the book, but there were a couple of stories where the reader was not 100% confident with the words/word order and it showed. If you like creepy pastas, you’ll probably enjoy this.

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  • Keith L. Harps
  • 23-06-2019

I love this book very good

I been a fan of Mr creepypasta and Vincent for a while now I enjoyed this book