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Publisher's Summary

National Best Seller

ForeWord Humor Book of the Year

Benjamin Franklin Awards Humor Book of the Year

In Cruise Confidential, Brian David Bruns spills the dirt - or, in this case, the dirty water - on those romantic, fun-filled vacations at sea. His hilarious chronicle of the year he spent working for Carnival Cruise Lines takes listeners down into the areas where the crew works and lives, leaving listeners gasping with laughter as they're assaulted nonstop with events that range from the absurd to the utterly bizarre. Stewards fighting over food. Cutlery allowances and other nonsensical rules. What the crew calls those onboard (no, it's not passengers). And, of course, the sex. An abundance of ready, willing, and able bodies eager for action on a vessel replete with nooks and crannies leads to love in some mighty strange and seemingly impossible places.

Breezy, entertaining, and informative, Cruise Confidential is essential listening for those planning a cruise or for anyone who just needs a good laugh.

Don't miss the entire Cruise Confidential series:

  • Cruise Confidential
  • Ship for Brains
  • Unsinkable Mister Brown
  • High Seas Drifter

©2008 Brian David Bruns (P)2016 Brian David Bruns

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great read

This was extremely entertaining and eye opening.. I enjoyed the narrative as well as the storytelling.

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  • Mary Karowski
  • 28-04-2016

Never been on a cruise but this makes me want to take one

My wife has talked for years about going on a cruise. I'm in the restaurant business myself for 23 years now and was fascinated by the insights and observations made in this book. My wife would be horrified to listen to this book and then go on a cruise. Personally I reveled in it. Every moment kept you waiting for the next. The energy and exuberance of the narrator conveyed the hectic emotions of the author. Wonderfully experienced, written and read. Seamless in it's amazing ability to deliver the feel of being there. Listening on my way home after a 13 hour shift I could commiserate with the exhaustion of the author. The separation from loved ones due to work. Well done. I received this audiobook from the author narrator or publisher for free via audiobookblast in exchange for an unbiased review.

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  • Joanne
  • 17-07-2019

Very entertaining!

Juicy story to the last minute, could not stop listening. Enjoyed the narration and various accents.

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  • G. Jensen
  • 15-05-2019

Interesting perspective on crew life

Book was well narrated and very interesting! Good perspective on what life is like working on a cruise ship.

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  • Melani W
  • 19-03-2019

Not what I expected

I was hoping on learning inside tips on cruising and how ships operate. All this book did was tell how one man was worked to death while he simultaneously partied hard.

The narrator was excellent though. Perfection.

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  • Robert Rangel
  • 19-09-2018

Holy Cat Batman!

Interesting stories of what goes behind the scenes onboard ships. Gives me perspective on what the staff puts up with not just amongst themselves but with cruisers. Funny tales and insights on life on the sea.

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  • Megan
  • 30-08-2018

Interesting and Engaging

When I heard about this book I did not know what to expect. After listening to some of it, I was hooked. The story moves along and tells you just enough about everything. It makes me really want to take a cruise now and watch to see if you can tell some of these things are happening.

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  • SoozyQue
  • 20-08-2018

Never realized what goes on behind closed doors

One of the most entertaining books. The narrator was great, all the accents of the crew made you think they were all there. The tale about the dining crew is beyond belief what they put up with from the cruise line. It's an eye opening tale for sure. I didn't want to stop listening. Wish the book was longer.

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  • L. Bernstein
  • 13-04-2018

I liked it better after I listened to it again

What made the experience of listening to Cruise Confidential: A Hit Below the Waterline the most enjoyable?

It is fascinating to get an inside glimpse of what the crew experiences, the politics, the interactions.

What did you like best about this story?

The statistics at the end and the list of stupid questions cruisers ask made me laugh out loud.

Which scene was your favorite?

The scenes with his boss that show how unfair and prejudiced things can be.

Did you have an extreme reaction to this book? Did it make you laugh or cry?

It made me want to travel on cruise lines that have the highest ratings from the crew. I want to travel on a line where people are treated as fairly as possible.

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I have recommended this book to those who love to cruise.

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  • Joseph Jacob
  • 08-09-2017

If you take cruises you MUST read this book!

Would you recommend this audiobook to a friend? If so, why?

I have never been on a cruise, but I still loved the book. Hearing the skinny on how cruise crews live, love, hate, and survive is mind boggling. Funny tales, infuriating encounters with other crew and passengers, and the boat politics will keep you captivated.

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I wish the author would have told us more about his years as Art Auctioneer.

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  • Russell W. Engstrom
  • 12-08-2017

excellent

I enjoyed this story almost as much as "The truth about cruiseships". both are very entertaining.

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  • Mr PJB
  • 29-12-2016

Informative behind the scenes revelations

Informative, funny and enlightening. Excellent nararation. Look forward to the rest of the series being released in audio format.

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  • clifford
  • 25-09-2017

moaning whining dull don't waste your time

terrible dull story. hours of moaning and whining hours of your life wasted you will never get back.

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