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Crowded in the Middle of Nowhere: Tales of Humor and Healing from Rural America
- Narrated by: Lewis Arlt
- Length: 7 hrs and 23 mins
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Publisher's Summary
Benjamin Franklin Award GOLD Winner in Humor.
Crowded in the Middle of Nowhere: Tales of Humor and Healing from Rural America is a collection of humorous and poignant stories from a veterinarian in a small, dusty farming and ranching community in rural West Texas. Dr. Brock gives you an intimate look into his small-town and big-hearted perspective on life, animals, and their owners. His unique perspective and tales of doctoring beloved pets, cantankerous livestock, and occasionally their owners will make you smile, laugh, cry, and evoke every other emotion under the sun.