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  • The Bible According to Spike Milligan

  • By: Spike Milligan
  • Narrated by: Spike Milligan
  • Length: 2 hrs and 52 mins
  • 4.4 out of 5 stars (23 ratings)

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The Bible According to Spike Milligan

By: Spike Milligan
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Publisher's Summary

'And God said, Let there be light; and there was light, but Eastern Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected.'

There have been many interpretations of the Old Testament over the centuries but never one quite like this.

Spike Milligan has rewritten, in his own inimitable style, many of the best-known stories of the Old Testament, featuring characters like King 'my brain hurts' Solomon; the great oaf of a giant, Goliath; and the lesser-known crossword clue, Hushai the Archite.

Believers and nonbelievers alike will enjoy this hilarious reworking, where the jokes, jests and jibes tumble over each other from chapter one, verse one until kingdom come.

©2016 Spike Milligan (P)2016 Penguin Audio

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What you'd expect from Spike Milligan.

A few laughs. Engaging. But the references to women's breasts and body shapes isn't appropriate and ruins the book. Couldn't ever recommend it to anyone.

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Spikelicous!!

Very entertaining! Great review of the Old Testament through Spike’s eyes. Should be adopted instantly!

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classic milligan

brilliantly funny and wonderfully disrespectful.
Extracts the Michael from some of the bulldust
thank you, Spike.

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Fanbloodytastic!

This book is so funny.
I loved it.
Classic Spike and what a treat that he narrated it himself.

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Classic Spike

I was glad that Spike narrated this or it wouldn’t have had the same impact. Spike’s humour is unique but should still strike a chord with others as a light hearted view on the bible and it’s terms

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A great listen.

loved it. a good laugh. not for the hyper religious. Spike makes the bible very entertaining.

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