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  • Morningwood: Everybody Loves Large Chests (Vol.1)

  • By: Neven Iliev
  • Narrated by: Jeff Hays
  • Length: 8 hrs and 24 mins
  • 4.5 out of 5 stars (397 ratings)

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Morningwood: Everybody Loves Large Chests (Vol.1)

By: Neven Iliev
Narrated by: Jeff Hays
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Publisher's Summary

Large chests are said to encompass all manner of hopes and dreams. Men covet them. Women envy them. But one fact holds true - everyone wants to get their hands on some big ones.

The same holds true for one intrepid adventurer - a strapping young lad by the name of Himmel. Armed with his grandfather's trusty longsword and the dream of being the strongest, he sets out on the journey of a lifetime! It is sure to be a long and dangerous road, fraught with danger! And it all starts with a simple test - reach Level Five in the dungeon called the "newbie zone" and earn the right to become a full-fledged adventurer!

However, such things get hopelessly derailed when his adolescent mind beholds an exposed chest for the first time - a fateful meeting that would inevitably lead his life in a direction he never even dreamed of!

Content warning: Gore, violence, explicit sexual scenes

Everybody Loves Large Chests was first brought to Jeff Hays on Soundbooth Theater Live, his live streaming narration show. Since then, it has been the most consistently requested and enjoyed title by fans. So much so, that Neven Iliev finally decided to approach us to put out a full audio version of the first arc in Boxxy's adventures!

The Soundbooth Theater team for this production:

Jeff Hays - Narration, Characters, Production Supervision
Dalton Lynne - Proofing
Alex Tate - Production, Editing, Mastering

©2017 Neven Iliev (P)2017 Jeff Hays

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A standout LitRPG with a fun twist

What did you like most about Morningwood: Everybody Loves Large Chests (Vol.1)?

This is a story that is not afraid to take itself to seriously while at the same time not being afraid to have consequences.
In the finest tradition of the players messing up the plot this story takes our expectations and continually turns them on there head.

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Wait for better pricing

Like a lot of audiobooks you get, this is not worth the price or a credit. Sometimes fun and the premise is entertaining it is a slow story that feels half done. Akin to f2p gaming, I was left feeling dirty and used after completing. Avoid until it becomes available with kindle unlimited and you can add the audio for a few dollars. Jeff hays was pleasant as usual tho.

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Its Snuff Erotica

Guess I should check more reviews before i buy. I heard there was some raunchy stuff in the story and a bit of gore but i was not aware half the story was snuff porn.
apart from that the story is fairly blad and unimaginative. I guess if youre into that stuff you dont need a fulfilling story.
Jeff Hays is still an amazing talent but theres only so much the reader can do.

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contender for r/menwrittingwomen

waste of time, author decided to spend 90% of his time describing breast physics. I guess I should have guessed by the title but I thought it was just a twist on the fact the main character is a mimic. nope.

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Tasty

If I could have listened to the whole thing in 1 sitting in would have.

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For those who literally live and breath DND.

Couldn't finish. Constant reading off stat's took me out of the story. Good prologue though.

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Just a little too rapey...


A great concept behind the MC, but the treatment of women in this book makes my skin crawl.

Excellent narration.

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Was surprised at how good this is!

I downloaded it out of horny curiosity but then I found out that this has an incredible story behind it!

An incredible twist on the fantasy genre.

Step into a richly realised fantasy world while following the adventures of a completly unexpected and hilarious main protagonist.

The narration was excellent as well. They made listening to this story an incredibly enjoyable experience.

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A story of a Shape-shifting Monster Mimic.

I purchased this Audiobook on a whim, thinking it'd be some half-baked adventure of some blank-slate protagonist and his harem of travelling bimbos. But I was wrong, I didn't expect such a unique and interesting story from the perspective of a feeble minded monster.

Read This Book.
I normally don't read fiction, but this story and its narrator made for a great listen.

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Amazing Listen - such a good story.

What amazing story filled with some unexpected twists, I have a feeling the story is only beginning to ramp up. I cannot wait to tackle book two.

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