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Clovenhoof

By: Heide Goody, Iain Grant
Narrated by: Matthew Lloyd Davies
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Charged with gross incompetence, Satan is fired from his job as prince of Hell and exiled to that most terrible of places: English suburbia. Forced to live as a human under the name of Jeremy Clovenhoof, the dark lord not only has to contend with the fact that no one recognizes him or gives him the credit he deserves but also has to put up with the bookish war-gamer next door and the voracious man-eater upstairs.

Heaven, Hell, and the city of Birmingham collide in a story that features murder, heavy metal, cannibalism, armed robbers, devious old ladies, Satanists who live with their mums, gentlemen of limited stature, dead vicars, petty archangels, flamethrowers, sex dolls, a blood-soaked school assembly, and way too much alcohol.

©2012 Heide Goody and Iain Grant (P)2019 Heide Goody and Iain Grant Classics Fantasy Fiction Literature & Fiction Comedy Funny
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Loved the narrator, great characters and wicked, irreverent humour.
Definitely one for Tom Holt and fans!

Slow to start, but worth it for the finale.

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If you love Douglas Adams and Terry Pratchett, you will love this. Witty absurd and hilarious

Hilarious and clever

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I really enjoyed this. narrator was great too. definitely recommend. now I'm just filling in the "optional" word count

Really great listen

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It felt like a book co-written by Douglas Adams and David Wong. Highly recommended. I only wish I had found it earlier.

Found myself actually giggling out loud.

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Sounds like a children’s story book reader, awful narration, didn’t get past 15 minutes returned the book

Awful

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