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  • Can Everyone Please Calm Down?

  • A Guide to 21st Century Sexuality
  • By: Mae Martin
  • Narrated by: Mae Martin
  • Length: 3 hrs and 10 mins
  • Unabridged Audiobook
  • Categories: Teen & Young Adult
  • 4.7 out of 5 stars (38 ratings)

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Publisher's Summary

Why do we find sexuality so, well...scary?

Comedian Mae Martin investigates in this hilarious and intelligent guide to 21st-century sexuality. Covering everything from the pros and cons of labels to coming out and the joys of sexual fluidity, Mae ponders all the stuff we get hung up about - and then a bit more. 

Mae's mission is to ensure that in a world that's full of things to worry about, who we choose to kiss should not be one of them. And when it comes to sexuality, she asks: can everyone please calm down?

©2019 Mae Martin (P)2019 Hodder Children's Books

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Beautifully Insightful

Really love this book, helped me open my mind to learning and understanding other perspectives. Also Mae Martin is just awesome.

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Quite nice but pretty basic

Book was lovely but basic. Nice to switch off to, I would stick to Maes stand up and shows more

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Amazing!

I love Mae. I love her voice. I love her humour and I love her sincerity. This book was exactly what I needed. It’s relatable, it’s honest, it’s funny. I don’t have one bad thing to say. It’s perfect.

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Cool and refreshing

I love Mae’s fresh, hilarious take on the world. We need to learn from more beautiful new voices like hers.

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So beautiful and insightful.

Truly essential reading for literally everyone. Exactly what I needed at the moment. Thank you Mae Martin.

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Mae is amaezing

Sorry about the pun
I absolutely loved this book - equally funny and informative. My love for Mae is only getting greater xx

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  • Shobha V
  • 26-08-2021

A must-read for all young people and their parents

I thoroughly enjoyed this audiobook from start to finish. (Disclaimer: I am a fan of Mae Martin's comedic style.) It is authentic and genuinely funny, yet at the same time it is trauma-informed. She's reached a stage where she is not throwing raw trauma narratives out. She's processed it and you can feel the care for an audience that is largely young people growing up in toxically heteronormative societies. If something like this had been around when I was younger, I might not have had to wait till my 40s to come out.

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  • Anonymous User
  • 12-08-2020

I love it!

i just love everything in this book. Thank you so much for sharing all this valuable experience with us.

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  • Katharina Thomassen
  • 06-04-2020

Love it!!

Absolutely wonderfully beautiful, funny and so, so interesting. Mae Martin is already my favorite comedian, and their view on sexuality, genders and acceptance is, in my opinion, the best I've ever heard, and I completely agree with them. The performance is perfect, and I recomend this book for EVERYONE!

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  • P.
  • 04-04-2020

Intelligent and heartwarming

Listening to this book narrated by Mae was very touching and relatable. The material is humbly honest and told through light-hearted humor, brilliant insight, and a beautiful reading voice. It was a thoroughly enjoyable experience. Thank you Mae for sharing your thoughts.

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  • JL M.
  • 30-06-2021

Amazing Mae Matin shares her insight

This is a fun listen about some important issues and concepts. The best thing about it is Mae's delivery and persona, which does come through, but she also offers a clear, calm and nuanced introduction to some key LGBTQ+ issues and experiences.

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  • Daisy
  • 22-06-2021

Funny and thought-provoking

Loved the style - easy to follow and a light hearted, honest take on what can feel like a huge topic to navigate around. Lots of interesting ideas explored, it really got me thinking!

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  • D. C. Gatward
  • 20-09-2021

a(mae)zing

loved this book, some fascinating ideas and really clever challenge on the traditional way we view sexuality and sexual orientation

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  • Laura Taylor
  • 01-09-2021

So funny and enlightening

I loved this audiobook, the way Mae read it was so perfect and it gave me a great insight into topics that are becoming more relevant to my children.

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  • Amazon Customer
  • 31-08-2021

Loved it!

This should be given out at schools as part of the national curriculum!
Such an important book.


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  • Ayeasha Cindy
  • 12-08-2021

totally loved this!

Everyone should listen to this - super important topics covered while still being hilarious! I loved it!

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  • Amazon Customer
  • 12-08-2021

yes yes yes

funny, interesting, so true. love it. And so well read. It was just so good.

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  • Meg
  • 06-08-2021

A Must Listen!

This audiobook is asolutely brilliant. Highly recommend a listen. Really well written and recorded by Mae

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  • Amazon Customer
  • 30-07-2021

I see sexuality in a new light!

I always question how and whether to label my sexuality. If I am born this way, then surely the perfect label is out there for me. And I hate having to re-come out to my friends over and over. Mae’s hilarious audiobook showed me that it’s okay to change my label depending on how I feel at certain times in my life. And also that gender is not the most important part of sexual attraction. Truly it could be a personality, a certain action of type of person. I really enjoyed this :) P.S. I recommend watching Mae Martin’s show ‘Feel Good’ on Netflix!

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  • Ceecee
  • 18-07-2021

Compulsory reading for all humans

This a brilliant book that skewers explicit and latent homophobia in a highly intelligent, highly accessible and highly comic way, while celebrating the diverse spectrum of human sexuality. So glad I downloaded the audiobook as Mae’s delivery really added to the enjoyment of the book. No matter what you do, or do not, “identify” as/with, this book is a great and important read- as a teacher, I found it particularly inspiring and helpful, and would absolutely recommend to any one who has any interest in their own, or others’, sexuality. Enjoy!

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