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Cactus, Chaos, and Contradictions

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Cactus, Chaos, and Contradictions

By: Jordan Blake Carter
Narrated by: Jimmy Allen Fuller
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Arizona is not just saguaros, sunsets, and the Grand Canyon. It is Tombstone shootouts stretched into legend, UFOs drifting over Phoenix, retirees clogging the left lane in golf carts, and politicians who treat chaos as a hobby. It is Indigenous ingenuity outlasting modern sprawl, Hoover Dam holding back both water and hubris, and snowbirds insisting it’s a “dry heat” while their sneakers melt on the pavement.

In Cactus, Chaos, and Contradictions, Jordan Blake Carter takes you on a sarcastic, sharp-tongued romp through the state’s weird past and wild present. From ancient canals to Barry Goldwater, from cults in Sedona to dust storms that swallow entire cities, this is Arizona stripped of brochures and exposed in all its messy, glorious contradictions.

Whether you are a proud local or just someone wondering how humans survive in a place that tries to kill them nine months of the year, this irreverent history will make you laugh, wince, and maybe even raise a prickly pear margarita to America’s strangest desert experiment.

©2025 Jordan Blake Carter (P)2025 Jordan Blake Carter
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