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Bite Me! (You Know I Like It)

By: Fae Quin
Narrated by: Alexander Cendese,Liam DiCosimo
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Blair

I'd been waiting my whole life to run. When I uncovered hidden papers detailing my inheritance, I knew my time had come. I packed my trunk full of plant babies, black nail polish, and determination. With my demons in the rearview mirror and my trauma for company, I made my way to Elmwood. The remote Maine mountain town is home to my future, a potential love interest, and a lot of really weird, possibly deadly secrets.

Richard

Until recently, the most interesting thing in my life had been a particularly difficult Sunday crossword. Even my vampiric transformation hadn't disrupted my life much—it was still boring and repetitive, albeit with more blood than I'd previously dealt with. When newcomer Blair—a charming five-foot-tall vegan ball of rage—blows into town, it's all I can do not to follow him like a love-sick puppy. He’s everything I’ve been missing, but there's a catch: I need to spy on him and convince the Council he’s innocent of his mother’s crimes. Here's hoping I don't end up with a corpse instead of a boyfriend.

Bite Me! (You Know I Like It) is a standalone slow-burn paranormal MM romance with high heat, an HEA, and no cliffhangers. If you like spooky stories with mystery, suspense, hilarious miscommunication, and characters that make you laugh, listen on!

©2022 Fae Quin (P)2023 Podium Audio

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Fun, intriguing and surprising!

Great overall plot, interesting twists and turns, one I didn't fully guess which was awesome.

Great characters, tropes and scenes. My only thing would be for the first half of the book there are way too many descriptions. It made the book draw on and was longer than it needed to be. If it wasn't for the super intriguing overarching storyline I might not have continued.

There are also a few minor inconsistencies and a somewhat rushed ending. I wanted a little more from the new discoveries revealed at the end rather than just one open ended scene, but all in all it's a colorful story and I do kinda need to know what's going to happen next, so I guess that's a good story hook for you.

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A great read

I really enjoyed the style of writing and the characters were easy to get to know. This was a slow burn with lots of character development and an interesting storyline. I’m excited for book 2 in this book world. The narrators did a great job

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  • 02-05-2023

this was frustrating.

I mean wow this book was terrible. The main characters had little to know common sense, and by the end of the book ( which was hard to get through), I regretted spending the credit and wasting my time. very lame. I can't go zero stars so one star. seriously listening to the blare talk was painful. big wimp.

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  • 15-07-2023

WHAT A JOURNEY!

I wish there was more. This needs to be a series. not a standalone.

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  • 28-06-2023

Fun and great narration

This was a fun story, even though there was a lot of trauma, hurt, and abuse to overcome, the characters came together and the narration was top notch!

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  • Lori M
  • 22-06-2023

Freaking awesome!

I really enjoyed reading this, but really loved listening to it on audio. Alexander Cendese and Liam Dicosimo are such an amazing team, they truly bring the characters to life. Freaking awesome!

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  • Kenneth Donovan II
  • 04-12-2023

The Clash of the Ages

It felt like Quinn couldn’t decide between writing Young Adult or Adult; most of it was a cutesy scene, and then Blair/Richard would curse or have an explicit thought.

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  • Shelly
  • 10-11-2023

Let the intrusive thoughts win

This book is so horny I love it. Blair and Richard both have wild inner monologues that catches me off guard every time.

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  • 23-09-2023

Internal monologue marathon of madness

I really liked the characters and the story, the narration was perfect (as always with these two narrators), but the inner dialogue is actually insane. I’m only about 4 hours in and I think maybe 20 minutes or less has been plot and/or action. I find myself trailing off after about the 10th or 11th page of inner dialogue in each scene. I genuinely hope the author reads this and googles “6 clues you’re overusing inner dialogue in fiction”. It’s very frustrating to be constantly waiting for the plot or any action as the characters go on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on. If it weren’t for the excellent narration I would not even attempt to finish the book. I recommend the book to fans of the narrators.

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  • 15-09-2023

To mush detail for no reason

I enjoyed it but the getting into the sex scene there was way to much dialogue as well as when there thinking there IS TO MUCH DIALOGUE

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  • Abbie
  • 03-09-2023

Why to much explanation during conversations

The level of extra details given in the middle of every conversation is infuriating.
These characters are also so insecure about themselves in the partnership and with there partner even though it’s extremely contradictory to there personality in the rest of the book. So overly self conscious that it made we forget these were two adult males.
The wind up of the plot is so slow. And some of the characters don’t seem to fit into the story at all.
Definitely a tiktok flop.
And the voice for one of the characters is awful it was so hard listening to the awful narrator with an equally un interesting un impactful story.

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  • 23-08-2023

Narration very fast

The narration was too fast and the story was unnecessarily wordy. The story dragged in several places with unnecessary repetition and brain dumps. I might pick up the second book, not sure yet.

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